By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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Nevracceptdefeat 26

I wonder what she said

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wGx14 12

"No one in the family actually loves you. Also, you're a failed abortion." That's my guess, at least.

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babygurll19 10

It hurts the most when it comes from a family member :(

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plunkit 6

#1. Your mother never loved you. #2. She moved to the US and married Sylvester Stallone.

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Nevracceptdefeat 26

I wonder what she said

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wGx14 12

"No one in the family actually loves you. Also, you're a failed abortion." That's my guess, at least.

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Rainhawk94 27

"I love you. I lied"

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SgtAssCheeks 21

"I had hoped your mother swallowed you. Oh and you're adopted."

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Remember your dog, Fluffy? ... Remember the 'Chinese' we had last night?"

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junkman6 22

It seems to me if you can get reduced to tears in 2 sentences.... You might need a cup of concrete. That's just insane I can't imagine letting someone have that much power over me with words. Unless it was "I'm really sorry. I ran over your dog."

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ericb982 8

#46 So I hear you're related to the girl in Michigan.

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katties 27

Well, that happened to me when my sister called, saying our father had died (which he really had)

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pinkster2014 25

There definitely should be a follow-up telling us what the grandma said xD

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Perry85 42

I'm kinda curious as well, I hope OP tells us

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oreyoes 15

Well we all know what your grandma's priorities are...

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ruckfules85 34

Damn. The things people will do for a bet.

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Rallred32 20

I don't think thats what mothers and grandmothers are supposed to do :/

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

I'm glad someone mentioned the mother not being so great either... I really want to know what the bet was.

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Yeshua_fml 19

"This is what awaits you. Gravity is an envious bitch?"

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KatNamanski 16

I'm so sorry. My grandma has done similar to me. You gotta know that you are a wonderful person, you have a heart, that's why she was able to make you cry. What did she say, the mean, mean lady?

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OhWhoCares 42

Seriously. It's not worth it, treating someone (FAMILY nonetheless) like that all for a stupid bet.

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CurlyQute 17

What did she say?!?

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barakados 11

Ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding

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dzhonatan 14

No need to have people in your life who intentionally mean to hurt you or bring you down...especially for a bet! Sorry OP

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