Money: Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

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By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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By Arabian_Soap - 31/05/2021 16:01 - Australia - Mermaid Beach

Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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You deserved it 10 022

By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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You deserved it 2 958

By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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Accuraxy 10

Friday 8 February 2013 8:18

YDI for complaining about losing the money when it was your choice to keep it or give it away.

Just_STFU_Please 13

Friday 8 February 2013 8:20

* let me see of my balls are still intact........... Nope, guess that guy took those too*

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radiocaf 29

Sunday 10 February 2013 10:40

Grow a pair.

MissSoul 6

Sunday 10 February 2013 12:56

you're not pathetic.... being a bully. . . *that* is pathetic

weby11 12

Sunday 10 February 2013 17:47

How is this one NOT your fault?

moofukmoocowmilk 3

Sunday 10 February 2013 23:46

Pansy.

DrebinO1 3

Monday 11 February 2013 2:31

Are you jewish?

AdamsNumberOne 16

Monday 11 February 2013 5:53

YDI for being an idiot

sknabc123 8

Monday 11 February 2013 13:13

You probably live in Toronto

Rolo1 9

Monday 11 February 2013 13:27

i have no balls lookin ass...

BrashlyHonest20 4

Monday 11 February 2013 16:19

Shouldn't have gave it to him. YDI.

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:33

We have a lot of stupid people in this world now.......

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