Money: Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked...

By Anonymous - 08/02/2013 00:28 - Canada - Hagersville

Today, I won $50 on the lottery. On the subway home, I checked my pocket to see if the money was still there. A very professional man in a suit yelled, "Hey, that's mine!" I got several dirty glares. I'm such a pathetic wimp that I gave him the money. FML

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By pinkrazrgirl247 - 03/07/2009 06:29 - United States

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Today, I was walking through a rich part of the city and saw 2 dollars on the ground. I didn't pick it so people wouldn't think I was poor. FML

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By bubblezzz123 - 04/09/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I went to a carnival. While walking around with my cousin, I saw a one hundred dollar bill on the ground. Just before I stepped on it, a man grabbed it. His words? "Don't you just hate it when that happens?" And he walked away. FML

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By Noname - 19/01/2009 10:26 - Canada

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By steveinnewsoh - 18/01/2009 19:12 - United States

Today, I went to get a scratch off lottery ticket, and the dude in front of me got the same one I was going to get. He won 500 dollars. I got 2 bucks. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By dhbeaver - 17/03/2012 13:04 - United States

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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Accuraxy 10

Friday 8 February 2013 8:18

YDI for complaining about losing the money when it was your choice to keep it or give it away.

Just_STFU_Please 13

Friday 8 February 2013 8:20

* let me see of my balls are still intact........... Nope, guess that guy took those too*

Comments

JoyImHere 1

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:47

It was actually SMART of him to just give in. If he would have said anything, someone would call the police and he would give up the $50 and then spend the night in jail. Too many people sided with fancy pants. That's just the way the damn world works! YLS, OP.

duff29 3

Wednesday 13 February 2013 15:55

Hahaha why would you give him the money

VampTat 10

Tuesday 19 February 2013 5:19

Why the hell did a lot of you voted YDI??? It doesn't matter if he won the money or actually earned it, it was still his and that "professional" looking dick was either an idiot or a bully.

picante72 24

Saturday 23 February 2013 3:07

Was the man in a suit actually a honey badger in disguise? Because Honey Badger don't give a shlt.

cxex 23

Saturday 30 March 2013 13:43

Wow, you're pathetic.

imacatcher 10

Monday 29 April 2013 4:44

It's only because you're Canadian....

tjnaprincess 8

Sunday 23 June 2013 6:59

Couldn't have said it better myself

fuckallyoupeople 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 2:06

Don't let bitches push you around like that. **** what other people think, most of them poke their noses into shit they know nothing about, don't give them a second thought.