Miscellaneous: Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted...

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 20:42 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2015 20:43 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

By garrett - 14/02/2019 15:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

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By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 16:16 - Puerto Rico - San Juan

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

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By Eganstein - 24/11/2012 23:11 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML

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Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 9 February 2015 23:23

Hopefully she doesn't have a Get Out of Jail Free card. Who knows what she's capable of.

barfcannon 24

Monday 9 February 2015 23:24

Monopoly has ruined more relationships than infidelity

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theRonin 18

Wednesday 11 February 2015 1:46

I suggest letting her win next time. I would honestly laugh witnessing that, though. Competitive nature is a bitch sometimes.

tuxedoandex 28

Wednesday 11 February 2015 7:05

This isn't really an FML. That's a normal result of Monopoly.

Hildy93 21

Wednesday 11 February 2015 7:11

What a child..

llooslam 2

Wednesday 11 February 2015 12:41

easy man, u never broke up with your left hand

PrincessLily8402 11

Thursday 12 February 2015 5:20

That's how Monopoly is played! Lol

orangeink25 3

Thursday 12 February 2015 5:22

I bet she drove straight back to the romper room. so dating the mentally handicapped.

QXR2 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 7:17

This is what you get for playing monopoly.

Catdragon 40

Friday 13 February 2015 13:44

I once broke my bros game boy advanced so because he wouldn't let me play monopoly with him and our mom.

D3ATHCARDNO7 5

Sunday 15 February 2015 13:11

This is why you never play monopoly. With anybody. Ever.

evilbabyunicat 2

Sunday 1 March 2015 14:20

Well... Girls are bad sports. Simple as shit haha

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Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents house instead. FML

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Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I guess

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