Miscellaneous: Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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By Corey - 17/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Darien

Today, it's been two years since I won a romantic dinner for two from a work raffle. It's been two years and I still haven't found anyone to go with. FML

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By unlucky - 16/12/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

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By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 00:14 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 16:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML

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By infortunatename - 01/08/2014 23:10 - United States

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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By Rhea - 28/10/2009 11:00 - Australia

Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML

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max_dilbe 14

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:53

Be a good sport, take a homeless person or someone who would need that meal..

KatieJBabe 27

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:43

More for you!

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tintarroja 31

Thursday 26 November 2015 11:33

Be happy because you were blessed today.

ckerane 16

Thursday 26 November 2015 11:51

take me :)

aj9319 16

Friday 27 November 2015 6:06

oh you beat me to it. This lovely FML community, op you are spoilt for choice, given so many people offered to go with you.

Deadpool47 23

Thursday 26 November 2015 12:14

You can give the tickets to your mom and a dad and say you got it just for them, it would be a nice gesture.:)

more4me 27

Thursday 26 November 2015 12:42

isn't there someone you can casually ask out ?

Neesalun 20

Thursday 26 November 2015 13:05

Just go and pretend that "person" couldn't make it "but could you pick up the order and bring it to me?" That way you get leftovers.

naaddzz 14

Thursday 26 November 2015 13:17

Had ?

catanita 18

Thursday 26 November 2015 13:22

Explain that to them and go twice by yourself.

supertacowaffle 41

Thursday 26 November 2015 14:26

I'll come with you OP! ☺️

feeloona 18

Thursday 26 November 2015 14:37

First world problems...

SwingingChili 11

Thursday 26 November 2015 14:57

I'll go with you

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