Miscellaneous: Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 21:35 - United Kingdom - Stourport

Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML

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By Corey - 17/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Darien

Today, it's been two years since I won a romantic dinner for two from a work raffle. It's been two years and I still haven't found anyone to go with. FML

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By unlucky - 16/12/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I went with my sister to her company Christmas party. They had a gift raffle, my number was called and I won $25 for a local restaurant. A few moments later, the manager came over and said, "You don't work here? You can't have that" and took it from me. FML

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By yum. - 10/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2013 23:22 - United States

Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 11:12 - Switzerland

Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 00:14 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend texted me from a bar, saying they had just called my name in a raffle to win a trip to Aspen, CO. You had to be at the bar to claim the prize. I had left the bar half-an-hour earlier, not knowing they were even having a raffle. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 16:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I got dragged to a wedding where I knew no-one. It went on for hours, I got so hungry. We get to the meal, my wife had forgotten to order a vegetarian meal for me. I couldn't eat the main meal, due to allergies and no alternative. I then spent two more hours just waiting to go home. FML

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By infortunatename - 01/08/2014 23:10 - United States

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

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By Rhea - 28/10/2009 11:00 - Australia

Today, I won a raffle organised by a friend. I discovered one of the "prizes" was actually a present that I had given to her, that she had "loved". When I asked her where she had gotten it, she said, "Oh, just some crap someone gave me once." She didn't even remember that I had given it to her. FML

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max_dilbe 14

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:53

Be a good sport, take a homeless person or someone who would need that meal..

KatieJBabe 27

Thursday 26 November 2015 10:43

More for you!

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Ending2010 3

Thursday 26 November 2015 15:02

I wouldn't have anyone either just act like you did it purposely

Railroader 16

Thursday 26 November 2015 15:31

I've always wanted to go to the U.K. I'll come.

Severefear 7

Thursday 26 November 2015 16:39

You could treat a homeless person to a meal or use the offer of a free meal to ask out a crush.

OrganicSistah 17

Thursday 26 November 2015 17:16

I'll go take me

MariaGiovanni 25

Thursday 26 November 2015 18:50

Two meals? I'd take them both!

valexandraaa___ 9

Thursday 26 November 2015 19:31

Say you're pregnant and eat all the food

limegreenpoopie 31

Thursday 26 November 2015 20:10

You coulda gone with me....

sirdannyboy1 20

Thursday 26 November 2015 20:44

leftovers!!!

magiotti 10

Thursday 26 November 2015 20:54

Ill go with ya buddy :)

Queen_of_Night 20

Thursday 26 November 2015 21:06

... In this great world of technology you can't pull up OKCupid or something and find someone? I bought tickets to a concert in the hopes I would have a SO by that time. I didn't so I brought a date. I paid for the concert, he paid for dinner. Nothing came out of it but I didn't go alone. Find someone, you got the food, the other pays for a movie or something.

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