Miscellaneous: Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By Soap0015 - 16/08/2012 09:57 - United States

Today, I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling, but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift, I passed out, fell off my stand, and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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By ByeByeBlackberry - 07/09/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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By lifeguard down - 01/08/2010 04:23 - United States

Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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Sweaty

By not_very_smart - 24/07/2013 06:44 - United States

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

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By fat teen - 05/06/2016 23:33 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I decided to get back in shape so I went swimming. I only managed 10 lengths and was completely out of breath. I was so embarrassed that when a lifeguard asked me if I was OK, I made up a story about a leg injury as a reason to leave only 15 minutes after I got in. FML

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fmobus 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 15:32

Today, I was laying there, resting at night, when a very sweaty firefighter jumped on me, without showering first. I'm a pool. Yuck. FML

d347hm4n 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:36

I'm assuming this is a male posting? #2 You seen the state of the economy, there is alot of folk who are still living with their parents!

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that_guy01 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:27

I agree #11, where i live a lot of guys still in high school or just out are in the volunteer fire department, mostly guys that stayed home and are going to the VoTech. And i'll also side with him on the pool thing, after football workouts or when i cut grass or washed cars (before i got a real job) i would always jump in the pool after, sometimes just to go take a shower after. The best time to jump in is when your dog tired and drenched in sweat. Of course i only did it during the day, and at least kept on shorts, the skinny dipping was definitely a bad idea.

balanceMMX 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 17:58

that grand slam comment was epic

mikaela33194 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:01

#20---If you would like contributing to what fml's get posted or not, go to the "Moderate FML" section and start voting yourself. This got posted because more people said "yes" to it than "no".

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 18:38

Today I was sitting in a tree hooting when this naked guy came out for a dip in the pool right in front of me. FML.

mikaela33194 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:07

#25 fail.

icedrake523 2

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:07

Ever hear of a shower? Dumbass

Calaura9 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:43

I don't blame you for not moving out despite what these people say. I won't move out until I buy a house or am 25 or get pregnant. Other side I'm going nowhere.

tjones19 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:52

#21 - Most likely it is a volunteer fire department, where you live your life until the pager goes off, then you run the call, and then return to your life.