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By ByeByeBlackberry - 07/09/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, I decided I would finally get up and weed our front yard. After a long couple of hours, I was hot and sweaty and decided to jump in the pool, with all my clothes on, just for fun. Right as I was in the air doing a cannon ball, my BlackBerry started to ring from my pocket... FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I work for the local fire department. I had a long call and I was hot and sweaty. I decided to skinny dip in my pool because it was still dark out. Everything went great untill my flood light went on and my dad ran out with a bat. I got smacked in the side with a baseball bat. FML

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

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By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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By Cellphonetroubles - 19/11/2009 07:36 - Canada

Today, I was laughing at a story of a girl who had dropped her cellphone in a hottub and ruined it. As I was feeling pretty good about myself, I then realized that my cellphone was in the pocket of a sweater that I had just thrown in the washer 20 minutes prior. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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By Ginny - 30/06/2009 09:23 - Netherlands

Today, I decided to start running to stay fit. Before I left, I put my cell phone in my sweat shirt pocket, and jumped vigorously up and down and ran around my apartment to make sure it wouldn't fall out. On a bridge, it slides out of my pocket and drops fifteen feet into the water below. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 37 127

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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GENNNA_ 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:07

Same thing happened to me with my phone. Put it in a bag of rice! :)

BLiNdZoRz 3

Tuesday 8 September 2009 0:21

You are an asshole friend. What kind of asshole dunks their friend's blackberries in water?

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 7 September 2009 23:05

YDI for not taking your phone out of your pocket beforehand

tyhillman 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:09

...who cares? how about write a meaningful comment? OP, that sucks, hope you had phone insurance haha

ashleyanne 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:16

Who cares about meaningful comments? This is the internet d00d

tyhillman 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:18

It keeps changing between two posts.

smilertylerfudge 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:49

wtf retard noone keeps their phone in plastic bags.. you the most ******* stupid ass guy ive ever heard

tubaguy42 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:59

i can't believe you took that seriously.

curlsandwhatnot 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 3:00

hahaha, i lol'd at how retarded you are

tubaguy42 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 6:39

who's retarded? me, or the idiot who couldn't tell i was joking?

tubaguy42 0

Monday 7 September 2009 23:20

i don't understand why everyone hates the "first!" people. just ignore it and move on to comment #2.

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 7 September 2009 23:21

For some reason, this FML keeps alternating between Unregistered and myself as the first poster :S Is it happening for anyone else?

CobraKilla 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 1:43

@ #35: yea hes an idiot. he could've gone in to bullet time and taken his phone out of his pants and then picked a suitble place to throw it without it breaking and thrown it. what a dumbass... oh wait we're normal humans we dont have slo-mo in real life to do that in the 2 secs it takes to jump up and fall down sorry max payne At OP: man that sux that happened to me like 5 times in my life (not in the same way but you know) dont worry about it fones are delicate everyone kills em every once in a while.