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By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2014 08:51 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I noticed that even though I got all my Christmas shopping done a month earlier than usual, I forgot to put anything in the mail. FML

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By Yudith - 05/12/2023 03:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I returned from wading in a foot of snow to go to a hearing and back, and opened my emails. My boss had sent me an email on Friday at 4:30 telling me I didn't have to go in. On Friday, there was the company Christmas party. He was there. So was I. He told me nothing. Nor did he call me. FML

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By TodX - 27/12/2008 08:23 - France

Today, I used my Christmas holiday time to open up a load of old letters. There were a lot of bills, of course, but there was also a note telling me that I'm due for a tax inspection. Merry F*ing Christmas! FML

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By notworthy - 25/01/2010 09:32 - New Zealand

Today, I found the Christmas 'newsletter' my mom sends out every year to our extended family and friends that details our activities and achievements of the past year. I wasn't mentioned once. FML

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By blkchkrm - 25/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas. So, I cleaned the entire house top to bottom, baked cookies, and made them both Christmas cards. What did I get in return? They asked me to wrap my four year old sister's presents, and let me know I got nothing. FML

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You've got mail (or not)

By nomail - 26/05/2016 19:55 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, the management office of my apartment building announced it will be keeping packages in the office until you can pick them up. They also posted new hours. There will be someone in the office once a week, for two hours only. I work those two hours, every single week. No more mail for me. FML

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By awesome - 05/01/2012 17:13 - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

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By kat - 25/12/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I work at a debt collections center and I had to call my own father. Merry Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 14:18 - United States

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML

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By homerr123 - 23/12/2013 17:35 - India - Mumbai

Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML

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Saturday 24 December 2011 16:57

Sorry to hear that man. Although it isn't much of a compensation, at least you're doing your country proud, even at one of the worse times of the year to be risking your ass.

The_Troller 14

Saturday 24 December 2011 18:27

^ Forever an asshole.

Comments

Bobby64 29

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:12

Well, you can't control other people. At least you're trying to be kind. I hope you enjoy Christmas anyway.

every1luvsboners 11

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:18

It's because you're a giver, not a taker. Don't feel bad. I'm sure there's another lonely guy around there that will let you open and play with his package.

Jovecove 13

Saturday 24 December 2011 19:56

But as always, hilarious and assholeness boner lol

memob123 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:23

Not sure about hilarious

docscientist 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 1:51

Apparently you crossed some sort of crazy double line cracking wise about loneliness on a holiday with someone in the armed forces.

SolanumX 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 2:34

There's a place for your style of commenting boners. This isn't one.

12345ag 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:21

I'd write you if I could! I'm really sorry :( thank you for all that you do so that we all can live in this great, free nation!

ThecomingofTan 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:29

I will mail you a blow up sheep, OP. They are great lovers and companions.

Wangan_Warrior 9

Saturday 24 December 2011 20:38

The dudes not Welsh...

Sab0026 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:29

I know this doesn't make up for that but.... Thank you for your service! Have a great Holiday!

LolliDolly 19

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:30

This makes me want to send you a card and a package full of goodies D: Merry Christmas, and thanks for all you do

Lizzie24ful 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:34

Happy Holidays OP! Thank you for your services to our country.

Regmeister 10

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:35

Now I feel like I should send you something! :( Sorry OP! Merry Christmas.

hateevryone 14

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:39

how sad, but Merry Christmas to you. :)

hotPinklipstick 24

Saturday 24 December 2011 17:47

OP I'm sure you are a great person, I apologize for the inconsiderate people in your life. I hope you have the best Christmas possible considering the situation. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from me and my behalf. Thank you for all you do for our country.