Work: Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to...

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 13:33 - Germany

Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

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By Olorin - 12/08/2010 23:21 - Germany

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Nice to see you

By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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Frozen

By Scarred for life - 13/03/2020 08:00

Today, while volunteering at a senior care center, I witnessed a woman begin to remove her trousers. Then she began tearing apart her diaper. She then began to explore her body. I was unable to stop her. FML

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Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

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By Imretarded - 24/05/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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Diligent17 4

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:22

O_O "Here lies the new male intern. He died from the horrific image because of the advances of the elderly. May his eyes rest in peace" -_-

henri_fml 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:14

did you claw out your eyeballs?

Comments

Hockeymaniac 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:36

r u a guy or girl?

buddy565 7

Tuesday 28 February 2012 20:42

He's a guy

wrestling49 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:39

did u take her offer? hahahahahahha lmfao

meanie_monday 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:40

Old people are always horny. I guess they need some loving too

Armyman 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:41

Why were you looking?!?!?

A83_fml 18

Thursday 30 July 2009 23:43

I feel your pain dude... (dudette?) Had pretty much the same thing going on when I had to help an old lady into her shoes. She said 'oh, my leg's are in the air, just like old times' ... FML and FYL. *MENTAL IMAGE WARNING* The only bright side of this internship was that everything was so wrinkled that I didn't see what was leg, and what wat... the thing between them... Happy holidays everyone, and God bless.