Love: Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee...

By negromancer - 11/07/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML

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You deserved it 121

By joanikens - 26/03/2016 19:02 - United States - Buena Park

Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML

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You deserved it 6 119

By jswag2004 - 11/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Elgin

Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML

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You deserved it 375

By nameless - 12/07/2009 06:45 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML

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You deserved it 11 863

Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 9 468

By Worthless Waste of Skin Who Hates Himself - 30/04/2016 12:59 - Georgia - Tbilisi

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML

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You deserved it 2 282

Great deal

By danny - 14/12/2021 08:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 120

You deserved it 210

By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 037

By sophistication - 21/08/2009 15:36 - United States

Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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Xeciaris 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:58

I hate girls like her. Gold digging bitch, just waiting to find a rich old geezer to marry and divorce to loot out millions in divorce settlements. Don't even bother to go to the coffee place with her. I bet she's a STD sanctuary. Just move on.

albinoV 1

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:58

Surely you told her where to go after that?

Comments

swagmonkey 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 19:52

Bitch! Why would she say that to your face? I hope you're not still taking her out and buying her free coffee. Also, LOL at #105.

spawn_of_satan 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:00

that's messed up.....what a biatch

ifeelasif 0

Friday 17 July 2009 5:06

anyone is going to assume they are lewd.. because thats just hhow everyone is.. people you needa chill the **** outt... getting all pissy and shit.. my god

Mancubus 2

Friday 17 July 2009 5:30

Atleast she told you to your face she was using you to get free shit. I have a buddy who took a girl out for an expensive dinner date. Only after their date did he find out she's a lesbian.

jpd212 1

Friday 17 July 2009 19:43

dude **** that bitch, she's not worth your time no matter how hot she is. spill it on her, then we'll see how much she likes that free coffee

acfem9 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:18

Ugh that's mean

Struedelmuffin 0

Monday 20 July 2009 3:06

What a bitch. You should slap her with a rubber chicken.

Audiophil92 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:54

Lol I feel for you dude, sounds like an awkward situation to be in... Now the way I understand, or at least judging by the "vibe" that came across the internet, it wasnt said as a friendly joke/comment. So what I would do is say: "well, if its coffee your after, why dont you go buy yourself one, my treat ;)" and then put like a shitload of small coins on the table. But hey, Im a bit psychotic at times :D but tbh if a girl is that untactful, the bitch deserves it :P