Love: Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous....

By Numou - 08/12/2008 07:26 - France

Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML

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By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 08:00

Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML

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By dinapar - 14/07/2009 14:02 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML

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By kat - 21/02/2012 09:53 - Reserved

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

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By well then - 30/05/2015 05:40 - United States - Forest Park

Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2013 23:19 - United States - Lebanon

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML

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By Leenotgay - 25/09/2011 04:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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hootch 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:13

She's interested! What more do you need?

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:35

Why do you need someone else to be interested in you?

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appzguru 0

Friday 13 February 2009 15:21

that gotta hurt when you realize she is right.. damn..

maelissa1 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 11:18

Why? The only thing that should matter to him is that his girlfriend likes him...

ScenicSubterfuge 39

Sunday 28 April 2013 15:49

Not only that: but interested enough to be jealous!

hootch 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 18:13

She's interested! What more do you need?

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:35

Why do you need someone else to be interested in you?

PhysOptGuy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:44

Give her the list of people YOURE interested in. That should make the green monster show its face.

lilyenid 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 0:34

hahaha... this is a good idea, if you want to get dump

YouMustBe_Joking 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 6:59

ohhh man ouch. You got sniped, kid.

JokestrMike89 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:23

Don't feel bad, man. I've been there, too, unfortunately. It's a big, "Wow, WTF?" lol

BayArea 1

Friday 17 April 2009 6:36

aww damn tell dat beezy to go somehwere else...

qter 3

Friday 24 April 2009 1:47

Naaah, great neg!

takemeaway10 0

Monday 27 April 2009 21:51

I'm confused... if no one else likes you, why is she jealous?

yanarach 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 21:55

.......loooool. I love her, officially.

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Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML

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Today, I asked my boss to pay me for the only 2 sick days I had taken in 6 months, but he didn't want to. I reminded him that it's the law now in Germany, even for part-time work, so he said OK. Two hours later, he fired me. One week before my probationary period was up. FML

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Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

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Today, I just got home in a state of shock. My wife was apparently pregnant without realising it, with no weight gain, then she gave birth at 1 a.m. It was supposed to be a normal Sunday then poof, we have a baby and a house we haven’t baby-proofed. We don’t even have nappies or clothes. FML

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Today, I have a massive pimple right next to my eye. I can't even blink without hurting myself. There's also one on my thigh, so I can't move or sit down without hurting myself. And there's one below my armpit, so I can't move my arms without hurting myself. All I can say is, "Why me?" FML

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Today, I realized it's been over a month since my last therapy session. My therapist canceled on me and never got back in touch to reschedule. FML

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Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML

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