By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
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shibainu519 0

you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!

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notsoluckypup 12

hope he pays for the hospital bill...

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Tuesdays76 0

I dunno. it's all in peoples heads I guess. maybe he was just trying to help her get over her fear?

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bryanorange 3

whats about blood dat gets people make them all pus-sy

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Nimmrodel 11

you need to elaborate, or just type something that makes sense in the first place.

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cptmorgan15 2

What about blood that gets people pussy? No, no that's not right. What about blood that makes people *******? Oh, I give up.

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RedPillSucks 31

If blood got people pussy, there'd be a whole lot of bleeding people running around. "I'm bleeding. Where the bitches at?"

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Ozark778 5

Bryanorange.... The same thing that has people running in fear... You're grammer..

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huntermc7 0

hit him the nads when he's sleeping. that'll teach him

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UnDerThEcaRpEt 0

that would make you a real douche, get your boyfriend to show you what a gas-pedal is hahaha

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herotime 7

I think your memory got messed up with the bang. the blood is really from hitting the counter. he actually pushed you into it.

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ruben_A_ruiz 0

Lol my gf says shes scared of blood too. Ima try it out lol

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JojoChuo 8

Damn it for wanting to try it out... but nice music taste.

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briidontgive_ 0

Don't be shocked when she ends up like op

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anakaren_831 1

sucks to be you:p

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DocBastard 38

The joke's truly on you - it wasn't fake.

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persianjr 15

Doc. I am fairly new to this site and this question might seem stupid to someone with more experience on here. but are you a moderator?

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LoneStarTexan 6

Be vewy vewy careful :P

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Grimmerie 31

doc, where the hell was that blade extracted from?!

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sgtrobswifey 0

Doc, are you legally allowed to show the pics you do on here? Are you not breaking a form if hippa when you show them? just curious..

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RedPillSucks 31

I think you violate hippa if the stuff you share identifies the patient. But I'm neither a doctor nor a lawyer.

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DocBastard 38

sgtrobswifey - it's a picture of a bloody knife blade. There's no identifying feature on it. Besides, HIPAA is only a problem in the US.

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LoneStarTexan 6

that's what I said to your mom last night lol jk

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