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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By Ringo McDingo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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shibainu519 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:07

you should put fake gore on his d*** and see how much he likes it!

notsoluckypup 12

Wednesday 30 March 2011 6:08

hope he pays for the hospital bill...

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UnDerThEcaRpEt 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:28

only an easterner could pull something this idiotic off! F-CK the east coast Alberta's where it's at! stop shipping all the newfies over here to take our jobs!

nixxdreams 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:50

Please tell me youre not with this douche still. He's an idiot.

ohhaixp 6

Wednesday 30 March 2011 12:54

time for a new boy friend

givemechange 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 14:24

#94, Last time I checked, Canada was a free country, meaning you can live and work in any province. Also, in my experience, people who complain about people "coming over and taking our jobs," are usually unemployed, taking handouts from the Government. Try getting off your ass and looking for a job, and stop blaming people for your own shortcomings. Dick. PS: I'm Canadian.

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 30 March 2011 17:09

How do you not wake up while he's doing this?

sgtrobswifey 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 17:58

I know, right?!

A100893 30

Wednesday 30 March 2011 18:56

What an evil boyfriend. Maybe you should think of making him an ex-boyfriend... Buy a mask, carry an axe, and wake him up looking like a murderer. He'll either faint or you'll get your revenge in a more violent way. It's a win-win situation! For you.