By Jess - 20/12/2013 08:02 - United States - Modesto

Today, in a desperate attempt to add some variety to my life, I resorted to closing my eyes and picking a random font for my essay paper. FML
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uzee 29

I don't think your teacher will appreciate that

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saucyrossi 18

I hope your essay started with the "The" font from spongebob

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tigrouficele2012 44

Thu whay Iy du itt iz tu mispehl eech wurd ahnd sei ihf scpel chek kan ghes dthum aul.

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MidnaLink 33

Either you're on crack, or I'm reading German.

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jannatanelle 5

not sire if you got it and disliked or but this is what he's trying to say: the way I do it is misspell every word and see if spell check can guess them all.

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cryssycakesx3 22

closing your eyes to type wouldn't phonetically spell out words though...

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raphanne_fml 33

#25 I'm quite proud I could actually understand that, being a non native English speaker and all. *pats herself on the back and goes bleach her eyes. Edit: this was supposed to be a response to #25, but ok, go wherever you want, comment.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

Impressive. I'm a native English speaker, and I have no idea what was trying to be said.

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mete_orito 34

If you understood #25. Could you translate it to me? Pleeeeease! :-P

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raphanne_fml 33

He wrote: "The way I do it is to misspell each word and see if spell check can guess them all."

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christian2234 15

I wonder which one it was.. :O

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Epikouros 31

It's a start. Now open your friend list on Facebook, and select a random person to ask out on a date. (Let's hope it's not one of your cousins.)

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Be careful your teacher/professor accepts anything other than what he/she specifies! Or you will lose points...

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JMichael 25

Stick to Helvetica or Times New Roman.

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perdix 29

No, Times New Roman or a similar serif font. It's been shown that it's easier to read long passages of text in a serif font. Sans serif fonts like Helvetica and Arial are better for signs, headlines and short blurbs.

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JMichael 25

I know what you mean. Most of my English professors though preferred Times New Roman. I told my college English professor that maybe more people would be interested in her class if they were allowed to write about what they want and use the font they want. Needless to say she didn't care for that and told me I was an idiot. Well to prove her wrong I tested out of her class with a 98%.

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perdix 29

#58, your suggestion about allowing more freedom in choosing the subject matter as a way to boost interest is a reasonably clever one. I do have to agree with your teacher that your idea connecting interest to font choice is idiotic. Hey, at least you're batting .500 :)

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