Work: Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore...

By whythebunny - 30/10/2015 18:56 - United States - Bastrop

Today, in an effort to look more professional at work, I wore high heels. My boss decided today would be a great day for me to walk around on the sidewalk holding a sign to advertise instead of doing the job I was hired for. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML

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By I don't want to be here anymore - 03/11/2014 21:16 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I realized I need a new job. This happened when I was seriously considering ways to break my leg so I could stay at home for a day and not have to deal with my boss. FML

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By Drunk - 13/09/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, for the first time, I decided to just be myself at work. My boss thought I was drunk. FML

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Saturday 31 October 2015 1:33

But I bet you're fabulous. But yeah, I feel you dude. I hate heels.

acantthinkofname 3

Saturday 31 October 2015 1:36

Whatever job is advertised by a sidewalk sign is probably not worth the high heels

Comments

radicalerin 3

Monday 2 November 2015 20:31

Not sure what job could pull that off that heels would be accurate for ... but, if you are legit being made to do things far outside of your job description, you could consider looking for new work.