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By szinna - 07/06/2009 19:14 - United States

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Today, in an effort to seduce my husband, I laid in bed caressing myself. He walked in, looked at me, and said, "Is the ground beef in the freezer still good?" When I answered yes, he turned and walked out of the room. FML
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onepctech 0

Give me a call, I'll make you feel like a woman.

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lagoosie 0

What the hell is up with people trying to play hard to get or trying to seduce people? ******* get off your ass, and tell him you want to be with him. But, yeah FYL AND YDI. Stop playing with yourself, and go play with your husband.

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spillproof 0

I can't stop laughing at #17 & 22. haha OP, the first sentence made me laugh and click YDI.

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anorexicbarbie 8

Aww that sucks but the comments are making me lol.

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jakeisgay3397 0

ohh thank you. haha im socially retarded when it comes to text slang, like YDI FYL etc etc

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PlusShipping 0

57, married dosnt mean attracted to. He might have been attracted to her at one time but as time goes on married women let themselves go. Guys get suckered into marriage and then can't leave.

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PureGold 0

And by "FML's like this" I mean: "Oh no, for once my husband or boyfriend wants to watch sports and/or eat food instead of have sex with me! FML" Has your life been altered in any way? Did anyone get really embarrassed in public? If you ask again in a few minutes, or after the game is over, will he not say yes? Did he actually tell you you were no longer desirable and ask for a divorce? There have been soooo many FML's like this, but are they REALLY FML'S? No, no they are not. So OP, once your husband is done with his sandwich, no doubt he'll be ready for a good sexing. Patience is a virtue.

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SHOOK68 0

DON'T COME BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS MEAT, TRUST

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Diamondlightbulb 0

#27, that actually isn't true. Because males of any species are made to have as many babies as possible (to keep its race thriving) , all males subconciously think about sex every 7 seconds. It's been proven by scientists, though I'm not sure how.... :/

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monicamischief 0

@ 43: as i said, if a man would rather eat than have sex, there is something very wrong with him. i would never eat instead of having sex. i would always choose sex, even if i was really hungry and i am a female. : / and if your **** looks like beef, there's something off there. my **** does not look like beef : /

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