Love: Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention...

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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By Dragon - 04/04/2023 12:00

Today, in an attempt to flirt with a cute guy in art class I barely know, I put on his sweater while he was in the bathroom. He came back just in time to see me spill white paint all over it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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Cool moves

By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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By FarmerGirl - 09/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Brossard

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

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writtenmusic 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:06

i'm sure he noticed you

maskedman 9

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:10

how do you sit down "slowly" and still miss the chair. look at the bright side. most men like a girl that goes down easy.

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uxoriouswidow 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:25

Saying "Hi" would also have gotten his attention.

danielle8D 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 7:57

hahah. this wouldve been much better than getting her butt bruised

UKfan97 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:45

smooth move,, i bet he really likes you now...lol

Drummer389000 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:06

you know, you can probably catch his attention, by trying to start a conversation with him. that works.

pride90 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:08

ahahhahahahah ... sucks for u ... i bet u prolly want to avoid him for the rest of the school year :D

Benjamin91070 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:28

how is this fml you wanted his attention and you got it

sydneyanne 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:43

lol that's what happens when u try to impress

ergo_fml 13

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:05

Wtf is enticing about sitting slowly?

nates0210 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:22

who says he didn't like her?

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:33

unless this is s nude modeling art class then you fail because who's supposed to get attracted to watching a girl sit down??

BeeSkwaird 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:48

Maybe the crush is attracted to girls with arthritis!

marcuss09 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:36

ASS!!!!!

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