Love, Embarrassing, Crush and Miscellaneous: Smooth

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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You deserved it 5 035

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 255

You deserved it 12 441

Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 327

You deserved it 27 431

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 421

You deserved it 40 955

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 897

Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 823

You deserved it 3 844

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 716

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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You deserved it 35 193

By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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You deserved it 6 509

By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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You deserved it 3 837

ydi_4_suking 20

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:20

You should have sucked on the ball seductively afterward so they forget about you hitting your head

iranoutofnames 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:20

smooth operator arent ya?

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LikeHell_ 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:13

hmmm FYL?

annadorkable 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:14

lool . ouch !

emmABNORMAL 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:19

shame.

iranoutofnames 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:20

smooth operator arent ya?

Sweetpea137 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 18:24

^like your domo

ydi_4_suking 20

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:20

You should have sucked on the ball seductively afterward so they forget about you hitting your head

SulfurPlague 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 14:56

hahaha nice

joebahwbp 0

Monday 24 January 2011 9:40

agreed!

mintcar 9

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:22

Yes...and they all laughed and forgot about it the next day.

alwa7sh 2

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:23

It's ok you'll bounce back from this incident. Stop being so anxious to pick up balls they apparently they have a tendency to roll to you.

ChironexFleckeri 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:24

Damn this was like totally what I was gonna say when I clicked on the FML touché.

xstolix 1

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:27

Oh no gotta keep your eyes open

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:38

Blinded by the ball?

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Smooth

Same thing different taste

Smooth sailing

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

Thanks guys

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