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By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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You deserved it 6 509

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Same thing different taste

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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You deserved it 5 035

By nice guys finish last - 20/08/2013 04:01 - United States - Smyrna

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML

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You deserved it 5 672

Chilled

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 06:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML

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You deserved it 196

Cool moves

By littlegirl - 07/05/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

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You deserved it 45 363

By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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You deserved it 1 905

Sorry

By Dang - 29/01/2017 18:00 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML

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You deserved it 1 198

By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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You deserved it 4 581

By saxophone911 - 13/04/2013 15:52 - United States

Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML

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By clumsy - 07/05/2013 00:45 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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You deserved it 54 009

wtfismyfml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:15

probably the closest your going to get to it now

sportsnut 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:24

not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

Comments

Hulege 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:11

How is this an FML? Might be a tiny bit embarassing, but .. meh..

BigBadBulldog 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 0:33

And hell if I was the crush I'd kinda like it haha

ididitmyself 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:07

i think this is a good thing, not a bad thing lol

deathmajestic 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:30

lets add dialouge "oh shit, wheres my pencil ah there it is *leans* CrAsH "why bonjour monseuir le cocke, what a surprise to bump into you today"

humorizer 14

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:26

I know I'm being a tad bit inappropriate, but maybe he'll be impressed by what you can offer?

Othello22 4

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:59

nice sound effects XD i was thinking more of a dramatic "ka-boom", i'd be so embarrased!!

wh4t3v3R 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:42

I expected that to end with LoveML not FML.

fuckass 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 2:30

LMFAO

megamandude455 10

Monday 31 May 2010 2:04

hey 27, his crotch. his nuts. put 2 and 2 together.

bobbybill0519 7

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:51

i can even do it on my ipod n u should too :P

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 27 December 2015 20:05

I'm imagining a follow up: "Today, my face accidentally fell into my crush's crotch. He got a boner. FML"

soccer4ever7 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:11

that sucks!

MagicMeds 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:36

At least she found a new pencil.

SpankyMcThrust 6

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:57

I lol'd heartily XD

GuitarJunkie6258 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:58

Nice puns

Phil594 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:13

your lucky.

dakotalesmercy 6

Friday 28 May 2010 16:42

lick it!!!! I would <3

mxij 13

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:06

He's*

wtfismyfml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:15

probably the closest your going to get to it now

diorable 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:17

lol i woulda crackeddddd up at you.

dracer 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:18

Best way to break the ice, perhaps?

facilitator 0

Monday 1 August 2011 15:18

hope you didn't come off too desperate

vamp_rina_babii 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:23

wow heres a *hug

Shereen15 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 1:12

lmao

sportsnut 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:24

not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across

musicislife1995_fml 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 23:26

you ought to be ashamed of yourself, most people take it slow but noooo, you go straight for the prize. for those who don't understand sarcasm, that was an example