Miscellaneous: Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates...

By kel - 10/02/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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By Biggie - 02/02/2011 14:44 - United States

Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML

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By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 17:46 - United States

Today, I held the door open for an old lady, before realizing she was a teacher taking 20-plus kids to lunch at local burger joint, all of whom got in front of me in the line to order. FML

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By Rachel - 23/10/2014 04:04 - United States - Waynesburg

Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML

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By 242795 - 24/09/2016 06:12 - United States - Buies Creek

Today, after finally deciding to push past my extreme shyness, I talked to the person beside me in class. I was so nervous that when I went to take a sip of my coffee, it slipped out of my hand and splashed all over both of us. Not only did I ruin her white dress, but I also gave her mild burns. FML

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Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 23:44

I've always wanted to say this: You just got BURNED :]

yellowbirdx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 11:56

Sounds like that scene in Mean Girls where Cady walks into Miss Norbury on her first day at school. Hilarious. "Maybe we can discuss this another time. When my shirt isn't see-through."

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:21

Isn't this that Van Halen song, "Hot for Teacher?" I remember the video -- it had Juan Valdez and his burro in it. I don't feel tardy.

perdix 29

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:38

Plus it was a blatant commercial sell-out for Columbian coffee. Videos like that are why MTV doesn't show them anymore. David Lee Roth is balding. . . how's that for payback?

WreckerGirl 4

Thursday 11 February 2010 5:57

How old are you, Perdix? I always wonder...

XDNurse 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 0:54

I can not even begin to fathom why... but everytime I read one of her comments I can mo longer enjoy the fml... ;( They really annoy me. #16 that's cute ;)

Pearljammer001 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:18

hi perdix!

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:20

First impression fail.

wantsomejewinu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:21

But you fail at everything, Abdulla. :)

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:22

It takes a lot to get you out of your hidey hole huh Ren?

wantsomejewinu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:26

There's only some things worth commenting, obviously. But, I'm not gonna bother to deal with you since you're obsessed with someone who doesn't even give two ***** about you. OH, I heard you had a crush on Perdix. Cute, huh. Too bad he's into chicks. ;)

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:30

And who would that be? If you're talking about you then you're wrong. I completely forget about you until I log on FML and see your comments. You watch Titanic and think of me... Wow. *Tries to savor cake after Ren destroyed the peace*

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:33

You heard? Or you took the time to make it up?

wantsomejewinu 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:35

Nah, you're obsessed with your ex girlfriend and Perdix. LOLOLOLOL. Who cares what I said about the Titanic? What about when you said how cute my lips are and how they would fit into yours like a puzzle? Wow, you're weird as hell. Bye.

Ajjas013 6

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:39

^^ WIN Wait, what?

Pearljammer001 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:22

true ^

alex1432 9

Thursday 11 February 2010 1:57

you fail!!!!!!!!!!!

jollykilla704 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:00

burn. litteraly

Extacy23 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:02

jollykilla = D bag

sydneyanne 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 2:38

awww that sucks balls

crazysicknasty 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 3:00

then why dont you watch where ur going hahahah

xlovelessx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 4:10

I'm sorry to hear that fyl

beastlydevon 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 7:28

this is gonna be bad when you drive. when you go throught intersection your turn back and say thank you to the light then you collide with a car. omg coffee spilled on my the world is going to end with my 4th degree burn!!!!!