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yes, he should have but what happened that made her tase him?
it could have been worse, she could have shot you with a real gun that you bought her? the thing is, if it was a real gun, she would have been more careful, so in this case I'd say YDI for not telling her to be careful. :)
whatever happened to buying women flowers, chocolate and jewlery?
^18 what happened to buying the supplies for girls to cook food D:?
33 does it matter?
maby she thought u were trying to rob her
oh great here we go....ok well there are other fmls to read so there's one reason another is how long it was. and a third is no I'm not being defensive I'm telling it like it is! beside it's how I am. plain and simple ur nice to me I'm nice back but be a prick and well u get the point. anything else?
"**** you bitch. Do you think I give a damn? Shit! If you want to be a Grammar Nazi, do it somewhere else." That's better. Now here's my 2 cents. If you want people to respect you and listen to you, learn how to talk with some common sense. Knowledge is key. You will do great things by listening to said "Grammar Nazis."
48 he's trying to explain how you treat him is how your going to get treated.
I'm with Chris on that one, the only people should carry tazers are mall security guards and police officers.
Lol ok Nick. Precious- True, bu depending on which weapon you use or how you use it, it could get you into more trouble. People just need to practice the self defense skills outside of just "training". My master would make us literally fight each other, and he would join us sometimes just so our reaction would be to defend ourselves. Not freeze up, and become defenseless.
should have brought her condoms!! then you would had sex instead if getting taser! loser
Eh I personally wouldn't, mainly because I would get into a hell of alot more troubl than the other person. Not to mention the police would question me as to why am I carrying a taser in the first place. Plus it isn't hard to disarm someone with a knife or taser, if you're in the right range, and know how to use said skills.
Well put it this way, the police dep in my town is known by every other police dep in the area as the Nazi police. They have a tendecy of racially profiling people, and barely hide it. Plus if anyone my age, especialy guys were seen with a taser they would be more than happy to go for the arrest, saying we have a weapon. Depending on the size of the taser, and the volts it has, they could easily say it's a lethal weapon.
why OP? did you try and rob her virginity?
don't tase me bro! :D
OP would be dead
Women can only cook, and most guys beat them at that too.
and how excactly did you do this.
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?
Yeah, that's a legitament reason to buy a taser because an individual gets robbed so many times in a lifetime.
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YDI for robbing your girlfriend. Don't you know she has a taser?
y would she do that