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By wellthanks - 10/06/2013 17:04 - United States

Today, in class, we were discussing stereotypes. We were asked about common ones about nearby cities. A guy said, "Well, they say Lumberton has the prettiest girls." My teacher asked if any of us were from Lumberton, so I raised my hand. The guy quickly said, "Nevermind." FML

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Monday 10 June 2013 23:12

Jesus Christ... Why are so many people absolute assholes?

TrueTriage 16

Monday 10 June 2013 23:12

Little did you know the guy is gay and was looking for another guy to raise his hand.

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OverBlossomed 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:22

Wait a second. A TEACHER asked this? Is that even appropriate?

kdbernie10 3

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:28

Maybe it was a joke? I know that doesn't make it okay but cut the guy some slack and don't worry about what some random fool says.

Bex628 20

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:30

Wow. That's harsh. Some guys just have bad judgment or are else insensitive. *hugs* Other people's opinions don't matter anyways.

chloett 0

Tuesday 11 June 2013 0:40

I live in a lumberton, which one are you talking about? and everyone's beautiful, don't let that bring you down!

Pwuj 6

Tuesday 11 June 2013 4:08

The one where all the girls are pretty.,

skatoolaki 24

Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:08

What a jerk. That's when you respond with, "Well, it's apparently true what they say about the guys from here being arseholes."

Whatapuffchild 23

Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:26

what a douche

HumanWiki 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:29

Lumberton, Tx? I grew up near there.

Noble91 8

Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:10

I live in Vidor, not far from Lumberton.

Cazz91 21

Tuesday 11 June 2013 1:45

Tell him to take a good look in the mirror. I bet he is no.Channing Tatum model either. What a jerk. Ignore that dumb ass OP. You're beautiful to someone.