Health, Accident, Painful and Work: Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 05:07 - United States

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML

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By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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I can't take it anymore

By genn - 23/05/2023 18:00

Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML

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Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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By MoonStarShine3 - 09/06/2015 16:12 - United Kingdom - Chorley

Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML

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Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML

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By corleon198425 - 19/02/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

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The hero we deserved

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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Would I lie to you?

By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

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Boozing on the job

By paulcorrea95 - 21/09/2019 06:07 - United States

Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML

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techweed 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:13

What a Richard...

naxeeb 33

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:11

Talk about having a rough day :/ My condolences OP

Comments

naxeeb 33

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:11

Talk about having a rough day :/ My condolences OP

Roskosity 22

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:57

Blame it on the ah ah a ah a alcohol.

alliewillie 22

Sunday 21 April 2013 14:37

True, the boss may suck. But a couple questions - is this the first time you were late? Or is this a common occurrence and the "last straw"... And did you even call to explain you would be late and why? Just sounds fishy he would up and fire a great employee for one late morning...

bettyboop428 24

Sunday 21 April 2013 14:59

28-Those were my thoughts exactly. If OP was in such a rush, she had to know the boss wasn't going to tolerate tardiness for whatever reason, whether it was by her own actions or company policy.

randii_17 11

Thursday 25 April 2013 7:34

Am I the only one who cares if the dog is okay!?

DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:11

Tell him you just wrestled a crocodile and if he fired you then you would beat the shit outta him

420Zombie 17

Sunday 21 April 2013 14:39

Yeah, threatening the boss will definitely help op's defense

techweed 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:13

What a Richard...

robotiick7 23

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:51

For those who are thumbing him down Richard is another name for dick

rg350dx 29

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:56

Pretty sure you don't have to be a dick to figure that one out.

inolongercare 19

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:13

Kudos for using "Richard" instead of d**k

NagainaFier 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 19:57

Because using asterisks makes the word less 'offensive'.

waffle3z 6

Monday 22 April 2013 4:12

Asterisks make me angry.

stevothedevo 25

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:14

Youre really in a fight club aren't you? And made up that excuse because you can't talk about it..

Mr_Satan 11

Sunday 21 April 2013 14:08

sounds legit

stevothedevo 25

Sunday 21 April 2013 14:09

Not really..

Shade1982 20

Monday 22 April 2013 15:24

WHAT IS THE FIRST RULE?!

Original_Outcast 23

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:15

Well that escalated quickly.

rg350dx 29

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:54

Boy, *

NoFlippinWai 24

Sunday 21 April 2013 14:15

not. particularly. no.

Bubbelz 25

Sunday 21 April 2013 16:38

Well, * It's all good.

rg350dx 29

Sunday 21 April 2013 16:52

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-escalated-quickly Again. Boy,*

mcleod 17

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:15

The dog just wanted you home more often...

Mads_1234 28

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:20

Your boss is a douchecandle, OP and I hope you can find a new job quickly or get your old one back!

mbuck87 19

Sunday 21 April 2013 14:51

Why candle?

Blackcatluck 19

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:27

Wait what?! You put a candle up there? That's a strange way of cleaning it...

MorganBrown 8

Tuesday 23 April 2013 1:28

DoucheCandle. I've never heard of that before! Although my boyfriend and I call each other douchemonkies.

jameen 11

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:20

You should've gone to the hospital and taken a sick day!

The_Thinker 18

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:20

And that's when you bring up the"other guy" into the conversation. Just don't let him catch on that the "other guy" was actually your dog who effortlessly got the shit beaten out of you.