Health, Accident, Painful and Work: Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to...

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 05:07 - United States

Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 684

You deserved it 7 354

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 493

You deserved it 3 666

I can't take it anymore

By genn - 23/05/2023 18:00

Today, I called into work because I was too tired to keep my eyes open. My boss berated me over the phone, saying I should be more like that other employee who came in with a broken toe. That was me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 832

You deserved it 112

Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 898

You deserved it 538

By MoonStarShine3 - 09/06/2015 16:12 - United Kingdom - Chorley

Today, my boss yelled at me for being 3 hours late. I was late because I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. Apparently, breaking my arm is not a good enough excuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 476

You deserved it 2 073

Best foot forward

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 624

You deserved it 125

By corleon198425 - 19/02/2010 18:44 - United States

Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 113

You deserved it 2 382

The hero we deserved

By Anonymous - 01/05/2023 15:00

Today, I helped save three people, including a newborn, when I was sole witness to a bad car crash. My boss said that wasn’t a valid reason to be 4 hours late for work and fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 206

You deserved it 92

By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 921

You deserved it 3 193

Would I lie to you?

By sarika - 24/07/2015 00:12 - United States - Appleton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that I was late to work because somehow my hand slipped when I was brushing my teeth, and I hit myself in the eye with the brush. I had to remove my contacts, wash my eye, and find my glasses. He didn't believe me, but at least my eye is minty fresh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 993

You deserved it 2 385

Boozing on the job

By paulcorrea95 - 21/09/2019 06:07 - United States

Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 798

You deserved it 194

techweed 12

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:13

What a Richard...

naxeeb 33

Sunday 21 April 2013 13:11

Talk about having a rough day :/ My condolences OP

Comments

Kk_Waylen24 21

Sunday 21 April 2013 15:43

Hope you get better and find a better job with a boss that will understand situations like that!

mimikinsz01 6

Sunday 21 April 2013 16:05

Omg! Thats awful! Your boss seriously has no heart! When i read this i felt the pain from all those accidents! Ouch!

DWT 18

Sunday 21 April 2013 16:25

I moderated this ^.^

disney_blonde 16

Sunday 21 April 2013 16:27

Well, did you at least call to say you'd be late or just wander in when you got there

terrilynn82 1

Sunday 21 April 2013 17:16

I seriously doubt your employer fired you for being late one time. I'm guessing that you are continually late and your boss was finally over it.

SmittyKick 18

Sunday 21 April 2013 17:26

No offense op but you probably should've skipped doing your hair.....

capnbzarr 43

Sunday 21 April 2013 18:16

Maybe you would've made it to work on time if you hadn't taken the time to do your hair? Also, if you got fired for it, I'm guessing it wasn't nearly the first time you were late for work. Thus, YDI.

tenfiftynine 12

Monday 22 April 2013 2:03

For one of my jobs your clothes couldn't be a mess and your hair HAD to be brushed. If not you'd have to stay late. The second day I was there I was 20 minutes late. I called my boss explaining that I needed to bring my mother to the doctor. I got to work and was fired on the spot. So, OP might have NEEDED to brush her hair.