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By fatcat117 - 22/04/2011 01:53 - United States

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

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By Uh oh... - 19/03/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML

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By jacques - 02/02/2010 14:08 - Australia

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

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By not_this_shit_again - 09/04/2014 12:37 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I had to show a new student around my school. Normally, that wouldn't be such a bad thing, but the student was my crazy, overly-attached ex. I transferred schools to get away from her in the first place. FML

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By sadex - 09/03/2015 07:52

Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I found a schedule in my dorm room that I share with three other guys. Looking at it closer I realized it was my schedule with notes written in all around it. My roommates have planned their entire days around mine so we won't have any interaction at all. I thought we got along great. FML

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By robbed - 02/09/2023 22:00

Today, my ex-girlfriend from high school has been at her new college for a week. She broke up with me because she wanted to meet new people and leave high school behind her. That was understandable… until my best friend showed me texts from her trying to arrange to hook up with him when she’s back. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML

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By Betrayed - 27/08/2012 06:11 - United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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docscientist 9

Friday 22 April 2011 8:31

r-i-g-h-t.

this_female 0

Friday 22 April 2011 8:27

-__- grow up .

Comments

boygeorgebaby 0

Friday 22 April 2011 11:18

really, just focus on school. do your work, and ignore her like she is just some other random person in your class. but that really does suck, op. sorry.

cherryblossomchi 4

Friday 22 April 2011 12:15

seriously? grow a pair

paprikacha 9

Friday 22 April 2011 12:16

Suck it up, OP. I had to freaking LIVE with my ex for a year (because it makes sense to dump someone a month after signing the lease). Seeing someone in a few classes is nothing compared to seeing them in your effing bathroom every morning, or seeing them cooking in the kitchen right next to the knife rack and having continual images of stabbing them in the skull. ._. FYL, because that still sucks, but it could be far worse.

fatcat117 0

Friday 22 April 2011 16:36

haha well glad it happened now. Much better than your predicament ;D

notquite69 0

Friday 22 April 2011 13:46

You're both too immature to be in a relationship. Grow up.

mesocrazy 2

Friday 22 April 2011 13:56

you must go to a really small school for this to happen!

skaterpaige 3

Friday 22 April 2011 14:27

or they just have terrible luck lmfao

RaineLee 5

Friday 22 April 2011 14:04

Meant to be.

psufan41 0

Friday 22 April 2011 14:26

Maybe it's for the best.

FMLsOhilarious 6

Friday 22 April 2011 14:40

Well YDI for not dealing with the two classes in the first place. You didn't have to communicate you know. You've just made things worse for yourself.