By FireFarter - 30/08/2017 21:45 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I suddenly awoke on the couch in the dark early-morning hours to the pungent odor of something burning. I ran all throughout the house looking for a fire but there was no sign of it. Exhausted, I crashed back down on the couch and let one rip. It had been me. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17

This might be the human version of scaring yourself awake with a fart. Dogs do it all the time, humans very seldom do though.

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gobiteme2 34

Tell your friends that you have a new meat/fish smoker you want to try out.

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Madrias 36

Well, you're only a bit of spicy food away from creating a fart rocket. Just be careful where you use your new intestinal superpowers, most people won't appreciate the expanding cloud of foul gas.

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davecross 11

You must have had the burnt chicken for dinner last night

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jfsiv 17

What are you eating if your farts smell like a house on fire?

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