Intimacy: Today, in the middle of 69ing, my girlfriend put my dick on her...

By rockonbaby - 13/01/2017 17:33 - France

Today, in the middle of 69ing, my girlfriend put my dick on her forehead and announced “I’m a unicorn!” FML

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wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 8:27

lmao that is awesome, your girlfriend has a great sense of humour

Trippchic 15

Thursday 3 August 2017 1:07

She sounds like a keeper lol.

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wickedgetz 30

Wednesday 12 July 2017 8:27

lmao that is awesome, your girlfriend has a great sense of humour

Trippchic 15

Thursday 3 August 2017 1:07

She sounds like a keeper lol.

alucard724 9

Friday 18 August 2017 8:34

I don't find that to be a problem

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 2 June 2018 1:56

How did she think of this before I did???

Lennyx Louise Kuehnel-Redden 4

Monday 20 August 2018 20:04

if you cant laugh during sex with the person, you shouldnt be having sex with them.

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