Health: Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place...

By FattyMcFatterson - 24/06/2009 02:37 - United States

Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML

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amy397123 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:27

Go for a run, imagine what might fall out of your fat :D

maggy_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 9:24

that's sad

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smartalek 2

Monday 27 June 2011 15:36

there's this thing called dieting. or do you have a GLANDULAR problem?

Trebie 6

Monday 27 June 2011 20:38

This illustration is the most amazing thing ever.

pink_raindrops 26

Sunday 17 July 2011 5:51

Lol i love when the guy pulls out pictures of his kitty in skanky clothes.

cartoonluver 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:58

i love this lol

Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:34

Omfg lmao epic XD

Lovelyfailure 16

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:33

LMAO! This is an epic win! :D

bainen3 5

Monday 25 July 2011 5:03

the big eye face he makes while cuddling the animal is ADORABLE!

TheDeadlyBones 0

Friday 29 July 2011 14:38

u gotz uz a lukky dime!!!!!!!

SelfieDK 8

Monday 8 August 2011 16:25

Did he died?

mastersmurf 13

Monday 15 August 2011 12:54

The illustration just made this post brilliant.

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Today, I bought a CD off a man who always plays Spanish guitar in the subway. When I got to work and tried playing the CD, it was blank. I paid $15 for a blank CD. FML

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Today, I parked in a disabled bay so I could drop my son off at his appointment. My son uses crutches and has a blue badge. As I was trying to leave, an absolute Karen started chewing my ass for using a disabled bay while “not looking disabled”, then lay under my wheels to stop me leaving. FML

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Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML

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Today, I noticed a spot on my leg that I wanted a closer look at. I went to put my phone screen towards it for more lighting while my sister was in front of me, looking. I'm pretty sure she saw my nude that I forgot was on the screen. FML

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Today, my boss told me I have to start work 4 hours early tomorrow, because that my coworker, who happens to be his son, will not be coming in because he's "too tired". I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week without complaining. His son works two 4-hour shifts a week. FML

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