Today, in the store, I felt something wriggling in my underwear.... - FML

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By "Stella5127" - 13/11/2017 23:44

Today, in the store, I felt something wriggling in my underwear. I freaked and grabbed it before hearing a distinct "pop'. I ran to the bathroom and dropped my pants only to see green goo and a tangled mass of legs that were once the driving force of the spider vacationing near my bum. FML.

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