Miscellaneous: Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 18:36 - United States - Milford

Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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It was yummy

By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Magaña.i.am - 16/04/2019 16:00

Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML

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By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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Thursday 11 February 2016 0:34

'Out of DATE' get it? Cause they're dates... I am so sorry ;-;

brenton490 19

Thursday 11 February 2016 0:35

*Cleveland voice* Oh that's nasty...

Comments

IvannaYakoff 11

Thursday 11 February 2016 4:33

"It is was all fine..." Really op?

JKPwnage 27

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:28

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed that

BlueBaronBitch 22

Thursday 11 February 2016 4:58

Did you see the whole maggot or only half..

DarthTaco351 12

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:00

A little extra protine is all OP...right?

Skycop_S 23

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:04

Legend has it that OP just eats bananas instead to this day.

Based_Scooby 11

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:08

At least you didn't see half of a maggot

Nygma 14

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:08

I had a friend who's father fed his friends a box of rice that was actually a bunch of maggots. Just saying.

A_Liechty 1

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:17

Dates aren't really all that healthy when you factor in how much natural sugar they pack.

WhoaZombie 19

Thursday 11 February 2016 5:44

This poorly written piece of junk got through? It probably was a worm and not a maggot.

DestinyRae143 3

Thursday 11 February 2016 6:25

I had a dream once that I opened up my fridge and my container of dates had turned into cockroaches. The cockroaches kept multiplying and crawling all over everything until I was drowning in them. It was ******* terrifying. I never ate dates again after that.