Animals: Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 19:50 - Spain - Santa Cruz De Tenerife

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By WhyMe - 27/11/2018 17:30

Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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yankfan89 27

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:49

Be glad the dog wasn't puking on your face

raney150 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:53

Not to self: stop reading fmls while eating.

Comments

jillybean555 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:54

Beautiful.

Birdie_Sage 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:19

Chirpidy Chirp Chirp!!!! You filthy humans even make animals puke on you! CHIRP CHIRP! I feel sorry for the dog...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:57

Someone is Coo-Koo in the head.

onlychildFTW 33

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:23

This is one of the reasons I don't want a dog. You never know when they might get sick with something.

DanielleinDC 33

Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:25

And I thought my cat whimpering for her breakfast or trying to drag the automatic feeder across the floor was bad.

blondeyhey 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:02

That's happened to me many times , I feel for ya

zebralover23 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:06

Is it your Birthday cause they left a gift for you

Dnigz13 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:21

Well did you get up ad clean it, or just go right back to sleep?

UsernameHere234 13

Wednesday 21 March 2012 1:38

God knows I've just fallen back asleep sometimes if I have a busy day ahead of me. But I now have a cover he lies on so I can just toss it in the washer rather than stripping the whole bed.