By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
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DocBastard 38

As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?

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Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Maybe he's been using that mouthwash for years..

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beccaishereyay 11

Haha more like a disgusting habit. Stop sharing with your roommate!

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edibleamazing 4

Saves a lot of money ^

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beccaishereyay 11

Anything that belongs in the bathroom should not be shared. Unless its hair products or body wash.

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theHIGHroad2 5

It's called recycling!

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_Oblivion_ 12

Just get new mouthwash and get over it, you've probably done worse things without knowing it.

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TheCaterpiller 6

25 - but I share a bath, and that's in a bathroom

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beccaishereyay 11

50- I hope your roommate pees in there

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Cad6 24

At least the roommate saves money.

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ladyLALAA 28

Least he doesn't swallow! And Becca, I feel like you've had your own issues in the bathroom... Care to share with FML?

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DrDilllonReese 12

One question... It never struck you as odd that one bottle of mouthwash never ran out?

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

He's conserving money! OP won't be buying any more mouthwash for a couple of years...

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BlvckScvle 2

Rinse mouth with mouth wash, spits back dirty wash into bottle, bacteria dies in bottle, ????, profit. Sarcasm off//. That's nasty bruh

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Fiskerz 0

A penny saved is a penny earned..

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yankfan89 27

Never share anything with your roommate again.

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tylersign 11

Hey, it's just the three Rs. Reduce- Reduce the amount of mouthwash needed to purchase Reuse- Reuse the mouthwash Recycle- Recycle the mouthwash for future use

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22cute 17

Your roomate is an ass.

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Roflmaoqxz 3

Nerd alert here, but what is that chemical structure in this person's profile pic? Also to the op that story made me cringe in disgust.

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msl1333 4

162- it's adenosine triphosphate (ATP); sometime referred to in laymen's terms as the energy currency of the cell, though it has other functions as well.

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Rhetorical 0

just a little diluted, but still works! you will still have fresh breath before you date with the big girl

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DocBastard 38

As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?

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thenoobftw 3

They made a spit pact now.

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Mariebaz 11

Hey, they've got a special thing going Doc.

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rabTAI 3

That's really bad and why the ef people think you deserve that.

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EduJav321 24

In here, There'll always be trolls that say that, no exceptions, trust me, I've seen completely tragic fmls and ppl still say it

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aaahhhfire21 0

Tbh op deserves it simply cause that's something u prolly shouldn't share with someone considering most ppl swig straight from the bottle and obviously one douche spits back

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Pegasister_fml 5

For a green world, and even greener teeth

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IamSharkWeek 0

Couldn't you tell it didn't look right?

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Jannettecooks 1

The floating popcorn kernels should have given it away.

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Vert90 11

He might just be a little misguided. Some people have little stupid things that they've done since childhood and they don't really think of it and don't realise if they did something odd.

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