Animals: Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 19:50 - Spain - Santa Cruz De Tenerife

Today, I was woken up by my dog scratching at my door. After a while of this, I finally got up to let her in. When I opened the door, she looked at me, threw up, and scurried away. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Annie - 22/11/2009 22:07 - Mexico

Today, I noticed that my dog was feeling sad. I let him hop on my bed with me to make him feel better. It worked, right after he vomited all over my face and pillow. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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By WhyMe - 27/11/2018 17:30

Today, I woke up approximately half a nanosecond after my dog involuntarily vomited in bed. On my face. I opened my mouth because it literally filled my nose. I swallowed out of reflex before I was fully awake. FML

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By Brinty - 16/09/2009 02:43 - Australia

Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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The gift

By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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yankfan89 27

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:49

Be glad the dog wasn't puking on your face

raney150 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:53

Not to self: stop reading fmls while eating.

Comments

beccaishereyay 11

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:09

Pretty sure he smelled it when he woke up haha. Waking up to puke through any of your senses is not a good way to start the morning.

micahsmommy 13

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:16

Mmm regurgitated breakfast in bed.

Davick 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:17

oh uh ah yek stop I'm going to...aaaahhhh(barf)aaahhhhh

Gamaryn 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:26

Ah, Nothing like the sound of vomiting to wake you up. It could be worse, He could've had massive diarrhea, Or he could've been a zombie dog and you woke up to him gnawing on your arm...lol

kitkatmeOw 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:34

Om nom nom....0.0

cdb666 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:30

I wake up to that every morning. I know how u feel.

b0ngs 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:36

My cats do the same. You'd think they would not barf on the ones who feed them and clean them, but hey! Animals are animals...

br0ccoli 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:39

Least it didn't come out the other end.

loserman67 35

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:41

Man's best friend strikes again! I bet he tried to lick your face right afterwards to show you he loved you!

bchatzis 9

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:46

It would have been worse if you woke up to the sound of him lapping back up the vomit! count your self lucky! :P. no, really, I feel for you..!

Elmoo_fml 16

Tuesday 20 March 2012 19:49

If you're sleeping in a room that has a door, I would recommend you shut it so your dog can't come in. Rather some vomit on the floor than on the bed...