Kids: Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20...

By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 08:25 - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

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By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By Kensie - 04/03/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML

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By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58

Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML

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By aishahahaha_ - 19/06/2016 00:34 - Zambia - Lusaka

Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By Anon - 23/07/2015 11:53 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Hailie - 14/07/2021 20:01

Today, it was my Sweet 16. My cousin threw a tantrum in the middle of it. She popped balloons, threw chairs around, and threw my gifts off the balcony. Reason being, she turned 16 last year and didn’t get a party. She perhaps forgot that last year we were in a pandemic. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 13:01 - United States - Floral Park

Today, my mother flipped out that I spent $20 on a gift for myself for my birthday. Instead of getting a gift for me, she spent $300 on a new vacuum cleaner, and claims that we didn't have enough left in our budget to spend on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 23:31 - Canada

Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML

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Allennis44 16

Wednesday 11 December 2013 12:26

Take the gift and eat the ice cream cake on your own

ZY1431 24

Wednesday 11 December 2013 12:27

I would've taken the gift back, got my money back and got myself something.

Comments

Kateyez_26 13

Thursday 12 December 2013 6:36

Instead of sitting in the room, you should take her gift back and get your money in return and while your at it take the cake before u go. Maybe eat some on the way there....

caffeinecat 9

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:19

Wow! Wow! If MY sister tried to pull that... I don't even know. But she probably wouldn't be getting anything again from me. I hope you embarrass her during her party - on purpose!

ctchan2381 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:54

Lesson: Respect Prof: Back Hand

Heathtastic 10

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:58

I would have "accidentally" wondered out of my room in my boxers during her party asking inappropriate questions to all her friends.

grumpy94533 11

Thursday 12 December 2013 9:46

Teenage bitch.

fmlife__x13x 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 10:30

brat.

hockeybear77 12

Thursday 12 December 2013 10:54

Fu*k that bit*h what u should do is call ur friends over and play video games in the main room and tell her to suck it

thelvl7 5

Thursday 12 December 2013 13:25

You do something nice for someone = you get kicked in the ass

justmeCee 16

Thursday 12 December 2013 13:36

Ungrateful. Next years birthday don't even acknowledge her birthday then.

amisenho 11

Thursday 12 December 2013 15:16

Get her some climbing boots and tell her to take a hike. Get her an Ab Roller and tell her to get bent. Get her a non-functioning compass and tell her to get lost. Better yet, get her nothing and tell her to get real. What kind of little sister can dictate where you can and can't be seen in your own house?