Miscellaneous: Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida,...

By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 13:29 - United States

Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML

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By savanna - 03/05/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 10:34 - United States

Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 22:30 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML

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By Kolkata - 05/08/2012 23:25 - Canada

Today, my son surprised me on my birthday with tickets to a concert I really wanted to see. I was excited, especially since I planned to buy them but couldn't due to the fact it was too expensive. I was ecstatic, until I found out he'd stolen my credit card to buy them. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By story of my life - 07/03/2022 02:00

Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML

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By MollyMoodle7 - 22/06/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML

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Party!

By kelkline - 31/08/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend got a babysitter for the kids and told me she was taking me to a party. My son told me his band was playing at a party. I will be 40 tomorrow, so I thought this would be the best surprise birthday party ever. It WAS a surprise birthday party – for a friend of ours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I found my concert tickets that I've been trying to find for the last 2 weeks in my mom's closet. When I asked why she had them, she said she felt the concert was inappropriate for me so she hid them. I'm 20. FML

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Life is a roller coaster

By Username - 02/10/2019 14:00

Today, it's my birthday and my mom took me and some friends to an amusement park. Looking for a tampon, I found a phone in my mom's purse that I didn't recognize. Turns out my mom is cheating on my dad. Happy birthday to me, I guess. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Sunday 14 April 2013 19:11

If it was a Bieber concert I would consider yourself lucky.

Steve95401 49

Sunday 14 April 2013 19:11

Nice mom you've got there.

Comments

cgd825 11

Sunday 14 April 2013 21:45

What was the concert?

tj5810 21

Sunday 14 April 2013 22:19

It was probably Tortuga Music Festival.

pmadNess 16

Sunday 14 April 2013 23:53

Probably, and the line up isn't spectacular!

error404n0tf0und 21

Sunday 14 April 2013 22:21

bit rude!

Dusty_Busters 15

Sunday 14 April 2013 22:28

Happy birthday!

xXNerrrdXx 16

Sunday 14 April 2013 22:50

Happy birthday Op, just screw them n party alone ♥

_Princess_Peach_ 9

Sunday 14 April 2013 23:00

Ahh well, at least shes happy! You will have a lot more opportunities for awesome birthday plans OP!

kierstenvicknair 2

Sunday 14 April 2013 23:07

what's OP mean?

megmichelle45 3

Sunday 14 April 2013 23:37

that ain't right

Bluejaywilde 10

Sunday 14 April 2013 23:40

I went to earthday birthday! It was awesome.

TeddyB88 4

Monday 15 April 2013 6:29

dancinwookie 21

Sunday 14 April 2013 23:44

It's ok that it only took 32 comments before someone FINALLY wished OP a "Happy birthday!", right? FYL, indeed, OP. Happy birthday, if you happen to see this. Hopefully, the rest of your day was awesome, and that one day you can taste sweet revenge.