By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
I agree, your life sucks 84 487
You deserved it 5 329

Same thing different taste

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how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

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This is one hell of a major FYL. I feel really sorry for you. And I don't say that very often.

#161: Wow seriously, shut up asshole. That was unnecessary and if you want to judge people harshly, then do it in private.

**** your life? **** your husband's life.

Do it anyway, babe. You should be fairly open. And it is not F her husband's life, because he doesn't have to deal with cramps and bleeding from genitals. Periods suck, and males really don't have room to complain about it, because at least they aren't the ones experiencing them. Er, #161? You KNOW what's going on. I've been fornicating, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to marry him someday. And we're Atheists. Religion is not relevant.

SlappyDog 0

3 kids and no vacation in 6 years? Your uterus did you a favor and if he didn't hit it anyhow he's a fool!

That's what showers are for. Enjoy your honeymoon.

If those three kids are with this new husband, you guys must be pretty comfortable with each other by now. Grab a towel, lay it on the bed, and have at it. If he's squeamish use a condom. If you still don't like the thought of blood leaking onto a towel, try the shower. This really only seems to be a downer if you're big on oral.

SlooterMcGavin 0

Awesome now he can nut inside you if you arent on the pill

namelessfew 0

I've had sex on my period plenty of times. And YDI for popping out so many kids, and being too poor to afford them (since you can't buy a bigger house). If you don't have the money to properly take care of kids--don't have them.

killabee 0

I hadn't seen my fiance in 3 months (Marine) 1st day he was home-- period... guess what I did? "Frick this sucks..... not gonna stop me though!" Duh, towel, shower, whatever..really, no biggie.