Holidays: Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years...

By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML

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By TCRII - 08/07/2019 12:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 19:47 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML

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So… what now?

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 04:00

Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML

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By eww657 - 16/12/2009 15:43 - United Kingdom

Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML

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By betterthanhodor - 08/11/2014 14:09 - United Kingdom - Woodbridge

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

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Bad timing

By Anna - 20/12/2020 05:02

Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML

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By superman21 - 28/09/2014 22:55 - Ireland

Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - 16/09/2022 11:00 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML

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By not funny but :( - 28/03/2013 16:24 - United States - Wooster

Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML

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Sunday 21 June 2009 23:10

how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

Anderling 32

Sunday 21 June 2009 23:05

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

Comments

cardinalman77 3

Friday 2 July 2010 10:28

i don't see how this matters at all...you still get the rest of the month to be a bitch.

Cnote231 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 17:21

this is why you wait until marriage to have sex! and kids! so you can enjoy each other until you are both ready to have kids. sex is soooo much better when you wait. I don't understand how you could just go give everything you have to more than one man. it's sad...

kipfischer 11

Sunday 8 August 2010 1:08

use a towel but if u can't take the red road, take the dirt road

TysonBrown 0

Monday 6 September 2010 9:04

ydi for being a girl

Tummy_tumble 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:18

Anal?

Lilllly_1316 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 5:31

You have nine days, day one you start your period. It should be over by the fourth day. Juss' do some sight seeing. :)

BigBoiToys 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:22

Suck it up and get to biz lady your honeymoon will be over before you know it and it will be one of those stories you get to tell your daughters when they are older