By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Lounia_fml 8

how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

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Anderling 32

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

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LaurenBaby 0

...um periods r only suppose to last a week...in some cases they r shorter so im not sure why it would matter if it was 7 days earlier...thats a WEEK earlier...and that means it should be over

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Hot_male1234 0

woot for redwings

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seafoam11 8

What's the big deal? Just do it in the shower! I don't mean to be dirty, but women are incredibly sensitive on their periods o.o;

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wild_angel 0

I don't see what the big deal is with "redwings" - my bf loves it! In some ways it feels better than regular sex and people should really try it before judging... Honestly now, let's try being a little, teensy bit open minded ppl... It's not THAT difficult.

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DifferentIsMe 0

has like, nobody thought that maybe blood isn't the issue?what about the fact that when some women get their period it hurts like ****, I know for a fact that my mother, my aunt and her best friend when ever they get their period they are most of the time confined to the bed because it hurts so bad, I even know myself my period hurts so bad I couldn't possibly imagine having sex at the same time

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dawny1090 0

This is true. I get massively TERRIBLE cramps. BUT It has been proven that sex and masturbation actually help relieve menstrual cramps. True story.

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AmberBerry 0

one thing, whoever put YDI is a guy. :|

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babymonkey422 0

Eh no biggy! Just have sex anyway!!! :D My hubby was kinda weird about it at first but I insisted since when it's my time of my month i'm super horny and the sex feels so much more amazing since it's a lot more sensitive down there! Then afterwards we just hit the shower together to clean up :) If it bothers him just leave the lights off and keep a towel or wet wipes by the bed to clean him up so he doesn't have to see lol OH! And make sure to lay a towel down underneath you guys "just in case" HAVE FUN! :D

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MissInvisible123 0

This is probably th worst FML ever !! Wouldn't go with the idea of shower or even getting it on during that time of the month, It's gross and definetly unhealthy .. but try to have as much fun in the last two days ..

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dawny1090 0

You're an idiot.. It's actually beneficial as a girl to have sex on her period as it relieves cramps and calms nerves. There are really NO unhealthy things about having sex on your period.

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phatdaddy 0

It's actually not unhealthy at all. Just gross. *shudders*

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babymonkey422 0

Please explain how it's unhealthy? I'd like to see the proof of that LOL! It's NOT unhealthy unless you have some disgusting disease down there... it's just a natural thing that happens and having sex while you're not on your period and having it during your period are the same thing! Just messier.... but definitely not unhealthy... Now if you had said, "OMG that's so GROSS! I would NEVER do that because I think it's too gross," then we wouldn't have an issue here because everyone's entitled to their own opinion. I just had to point out the fact that you tried and failed horribly to justify your opinion with science. Ummmm FAIL!!!

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