By jeremyj - 10/06/2012 00:24 - United States

Today, is the third day since I opened my small coffee shop. My parents had given me a nice frame to put my first dollar from working in. I had to sneak in a dollar from my own wallet so they wouldn't know how bad business was when they came to visit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 250
You deserved it 2 835

Same thing different taste

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Maybe you need to rethink your business plan.

Things will pick up. Just need a few people to spread the word

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So you opened a completely unknown business in the middle of a recession selling a non-essential product? good luck to ya buddy

perdix 29

Non-essential? Are you not aware of the tens of millions of caffeine addicts out there? He should have made a few bucks from those desperate to ward off the blinding headache if the god of the bean is not appeased.

actually you'll see many coffee shops, cafes and so on do better than other shops that open because the public see coffee, tea and food as a must. to someone who might go out of their way to get a coffee in the morning ops might be closer, they stop there one day in a rush and change their minds. my word of advice to op would be to make sure he's got a menu on a big board outside, make sure any deals are clearly displayed and just get flyers and post them in some letter boxes! even of other shops, employees may come to you on their breaks!

Unfortunately, that's the problem with opening a business where franchises rule. Most small coffee shops can't compete with starbucks or dunkin donuts because everyone already knows about them. Even though so many people buy coffee, they're more likely to go to a big brand name store with the fancy foamy crap than support a small business.

Actually, when the economy is crappy, people tend to spend money on small luxuries because they can't afford the big ones. Movie theaters, for example, made money hand-over-fist during the Great Depression. Going to the movies was a small luxury that people could afford back then, and it helped them forget how shitty their and their friends' lives were for a couple of hours.

ms0103 2

Theirs too many coffee shops in the United States. Theirs literally like a coffee shop at the corner of every street

*There is Have a nice day.. My people need me.. UP UP...AND AWAY!!

xStaciexLynnx 15

No such thing as too many coffee shops.

_overandout_ 10

Hope it turns around for your business - sometimes it just takes awhile for people to notice something new :)

Don't lie to your parents-honestly tell them that business is a little slow. After all, the best way to advertise is by word of mouth, and nobody is more eager to help than your own parents! Good luck OP...

That's surprising. I thought it would be flooded with hipsters.

Advertise free donut day. Pick a day, free donuts. Theres your business.

aaronlopez20 4

its actually normal for virgins to have that problem haha i know i did but now i do good, very very good ;)

Try out the promotional mix! Take a marketing class on the side of you haven't- I've learned so much and I'm looking forward to starting my business later on :)

Some things aren't a success at first, but if you don't give up, you'll evolve. FYL op. keep trying.. (:

I'm not gonna vote cause this isn't a FML it's just harsh reality. Good luck tho OP try Facebook it works great for promotions and advertising