By SaveMeTeddy - 16/10/2013 18:48 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 105
You deserved it 16 253

Same thing different taste

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Pathetic? Hardly! Those monsters under the bed are only slightly scarier than the ones in the closet. It's a damned good thing you have such good protection.

josebaseball11 14

Well if you haven't been attacked by monsters yet, then they're doing a good a job.

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wafflefriez91 17

I still have my doll I've had since forever, my two hello kittys, my dog, my mini dog that looks like my dog that passed away, and my jack skellington.

wafflefriez91 17

Oh i forgot my hello kitty blanky my fiancé gave to me. I am 22.

smurffyy 3

FINALLY .. I thought it was just me who did that :$ I keep 4 teddy bears for my security :$

I have to say I am the opposite of you OP. I have never been able to sleep with stuffed animals not even when I was little. I tried once but it freaked me out so I threw it off the bed. But it's fine, whatever helps you sleep! I have to sleep with a night light on and I'm 18.

Are you dead yet?! No! Show some gratitude to them... they've done an amazing job!

HilarityOfLife 8

You've raised them well OP Mine are too eager to fight and I wake up with all of them on the floor, stabbing spears under my bed. I guess they need more training.

And the first thing that comes to mind is... Are you a Little? If you don't know what that means, keep looking till you do, because it sounds decidedly plausible.

Monsters are real! Don't let the media fool you! And only stuffed animals can protect you, they scare the monsters away with cuteness.

That is not pathetic it's freakin adorable lolz