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By thatsjustlovely - 01/01/2010 08:16 - United States

Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I hosted a New Year’s Eve party, but everyone left at 11:45 PM to go to another party because "it sounded more fun." I rang in the new year alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2022 04:58 - United States - Chester

Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 07:51

Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 01:36 - France

Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML

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By nobffs - 01/01/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

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By Yudith - 01/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML

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Happy New Year!

By Anonymous - 01/01/2021 11:01

Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML

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Happy New Year to all the cats out there

By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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type1 3

Friday 1 January 2010 16:25

that is just so sad..

perdix 29

Friday 1 January 2010 17:47

No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.

Comments

FailChris 0

Monday 4 January 2010 21:52

If you have nothing better to do with your life than playing Farmville, YDI.

iloveedwardocull 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:15

it's okay! I love farmville.....

malt_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:32

Hey, level 34. That ain't bad. :)

bennythefishman 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:08

Wow.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! I'm level 35 I mean really now? You gotta catch up! lol

Billybrocballs 5

Wednesday 13 January 2010 3:21

Hahaha I am level 43, about 68,000 XP ahead of the next highest friend.

aav454 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 6:15

HAHA....................................................LAMEE

BLAARGH 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 1:57

What? so you have a life, get over it.

bulll_crap 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:27

WTF is framville

alexthecutie 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 4:30

people like you are the scum of the universe

wednesdeyy 5

Monday 28 June 2010 7:59

YDI for playing Farmville.

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