Love: Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl...

By jake - 27/06/2009 21:11 - Denmark

Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment.I've been writing on/off with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop a bit, to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was "..is so happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

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By kaybax - 19/11/2011 11:42 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, it's been a week since the last time I talked to the person I care about the most. We've been fighting for 2 months and he hasn't even opened the last message I sent him. I went completely radio silent as part of a bet, because others are convinced that he'll miss me. I don't think he's noticed. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 02:02

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML

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Either/Or

By Confused - 09/05/2022 14:00

Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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What? How? When?

By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 10:00

Today, I got broken up with by someone I wasn't even dating. They had gone radio silent for two weeks and just popped in to say it was "better to be honest" instead of radio silence. FML

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Time to move on

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML

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Flummoxed

By Pastry boiii - 10/07/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, it’s been three hours since my girlfriend starting giving me the silent treatment. I went to the bakery to buy some pastries, so I asked her if she wanted any before I left. She said “No.” I came home with one pastry for myself and she threw a tantrum because she'd said “No” to see if I would get her one anyway. I’m confused. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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geminidad 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:48

Just because you like her obviously doesn't mean she likes you :P

grungecat 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:50

You give her the silent treatment and expect her to nice to you?

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dowhatiwant 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:55

the second i finished reading this some girl that likes me and annoys the hell out of me started talking to me on MSN

notapplicable123 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:55

ahaha YDI for being stalker-ish. And the silent treatment? My brother thinks that's immature and he's 7.

wingedspiritus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:59

How sending messages to someone is called being a stalker? Maturity doesn't have anything to do with the silent treatment, by the way. I wouldn't be surprised if your brother were more mature than you.

Protegas 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:02

Well said xD

bexox 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:07

# 18 - maturity recognition FAIL!

lmmmr 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:08

Actually, it does. As you mature, you become more capable of and inclined to communicate in far more effective ways.

notapplicable123 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 4:20

18- Ignoring someone in order to be "mysterious" is extremely immature. And obviously if his crush was relieved he stopped messaging her he must message her a LOT, which is creeping/stalking according to many people. And how would you consider me 'immature'? Please, enlighten me.

Logica42 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 23:03

Or, instead of calling it immaturity, you could start calling it stupidity.

wingedspiritus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:57

Aww... I think you're obsessed with her in my opinion. Kind of infatuation, I guess. I think I know how you feel, but YDI. :/ And not because of the silent treatment.

Protegas 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:04

How is he obsessed? Because he sent her a few messages? Wowzers, I must be obsessed with a LOT of people...

wingedspiritus 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:26

I didn't mean it like that, smartface. Considering he sent a lot of messages to her crush to the point it annoyed her, I'd conclude he was obsessed. Read better next time.

lmmmr 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:53

I think that fixated would be a more appropriate term.

itsnotfair 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 4:04

considering it's only been 'a few days' since he stopped talkign to her, it kinda insinuates he's been msging/talking to her every single day. maybe he is a bit obsessed?

Protegas 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:58

Hm... I guess she didn't like you back lol You can find someone way better :P Being mysterious only works if you start from the begining. And only works on some girls. If you come off as really nice, and she seems bored or odded out by you, stop talking to her. Then, pick it up again later. Things will seem more interesting to her :P

ncochrum 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:02

How old are you, 9?

masterc211 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:02

Ur gay

amandax6 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:02

awe that girl is an asshole.

pasadena 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:03

Dude, it's a trick. She's obviously into you, and trying to get a response. Don't let yourself get outplayed. The only logical course of action is to start tracking her movements; gotta regain that upper edge.

dr_house_MD 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 8:33

GPS works well.

hlks 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:12

haha.

desertkitt 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:05

Uhh... most women don't go for that "mysterious because he hasn't been messaging me" thing. That is a real life thing. If she had been into you she would have sent you a message or attempted to get in touch with you. If you weren't being creepy and messaging her all the time and waiting for her in the dark corners of facebook for her to log on, then FYL. However... if you were being a creepy stalker and pounced on her the second she showed up on the internet, YDI No matter what though, she's wasn't too nice for putting that as her status... either you didn't get her subtle hints she didn't like you or she's a bitch and you're better off.