Miscellaneous: Today, it's been a week since I've been in hospital. No one has... - FML

By lonely one - 14/09/2012 10:17 - United States

Today, it's been a week since I've been in hospital. No one has been to visit me. The nurses have nicknamed me "The Lonely One." FML

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By RayneSong - 20/11/2012 23:25 - United States - Lansing

Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and my parents are sitting across the room, eating. FML

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You're not alone

By seachelle - 07/05/2019 20:00

Today, the guy I've been seeing posted on social media about having relationship problems and arguments with his girl. I've been in the hospital for surgery for the past few days and have been unable to talk to him. Before this, he told me I was the only one. Guess not. FML

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By boardAtTheHospital - 01/01/2022 05:00

Today, I'm home alone and it blows, especially since my wife has to stay at the hospital to get chemo, and I can't stay with her. FML

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Where everybody knows your name…

By Anonymous - 18/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I feel very lost. I have been in and out of psych wards so much. It's so bad, the ER nurse knows me as "the AI coder guy" and the people in the mental health wards know me by first name, and have a "welcome back" thing each time. It's so embarrassing. FML

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By InnocenceBlue - 20/07/2019 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, after I've been nauseous for a week straight, barely eating or sleeping, I was going to see my doctor. She then called in sick and I can't get an appointment for another week. FML

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By FranticFarAwayDaughter - 16/11/2017 19:00

Today, my mother was transferred from the hospital to a long-term care facility. Nobody I talk to at the hospital knows what facility they sent her to. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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By Conspiratea - 01/07/2018 19:00

Today, I'm in the hospital for a broken hip and cerebral hemorrhage, bedridden with a continuous headache. My roommate has dementia and shouts and cries all day about a hospital conspiracy where everybody is drinking tea all the time except her. This will be a long month. FML

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Happy New Year 2024!

By Anonymous - 31/12/2023 17:01 - United States

Today, I hate fucking existing. I could literally die right now and know one would ever even check on me for months. I’ve literally gone 4 months with no work, locked in my house the whole time, and never received a text, phone call, or a knock at the door. Not a single person thought about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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sarah6786 14

Friday 14 September 2012 16:02

One man wolf pack.

Helloilike_lacro 8

Friday 14 September 2012 16:02

That's just cold

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jjuk 7

Friday 14 September 2012 17:47

Chuck Noris?

supportcommand 17

Friday 14 September 2012 18:13

What the **** does Chuck Norris have to do with this ?

TwistedFury25 4

Friday 14 September 2012 17:48

Noël? hahahahaha!!!!

st333ph 12

Friday 14 September 2012 18:04

Don't wanna be.. All by myself..

mskimbelinapham 5

Friday 14 September 2012 18:28

:(

interesting33 36

Friday 14 September 2012 18:29

AWww :/ Well, hug from Britain! :)

xplainphrox 8

Friday 14 September 2012 18:37

Sounds like vacation to me!!! Lol.

dsl1123 8

Friday 14 September 2012 18:43

Kjhjh

hotforkegger 4

Friday 14 September 2012 21:20

Lol doc bastard you would no ****** queer

Metallica36176 16

Friday 14 September 2012 21:25

22- I know right?! I don't get where these people deserves crap like this. Apparently people read so deep into this 3 sentence FML that apparently they think he either 1) Did something stupid to get in the hospital or 2) is an asshole etc. and that why no one visits. But anyway, are you sure communication is running through the family/circle of friends? By your FML, it seems you know SOMEONE, so maybe you need to tell your friends/family the details. High communication is the key.

Metallica36176 16

Friday 14 September 2012 21:27

I hope you feel better btw op! Get well soon. If you were my friend Id visit and irritate you with board and card games. ^_^

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