Love: Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and...

By True Story - 29/08/2011 12:46 - Canada

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on doing some stupid TikTok where we say one thing we’d change about each other. She hates that I don’t always put plates straight in the dishwasher. I hate that she gets her makeup all over the sink without cleaning it. She got mad and threw a book at my head. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2023 02:00

Today, it's been a week since my girlfriend moved into my house and I have now discovered she is one of those evil, unnatural beings: a Morning Person. FML

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Coercive freak

By Anonymous - 14/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Towaco

Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML

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By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By poopydaddy - 03/05/2013 11:32 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I found out that every time my girlfriend takes a big dump, she pretends as if she's giving birth and screams uncontrollably. I just moved in with her. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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Anger issues

By Flash - 25/07/2021 17:31 - India - Bangalore

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML

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Time to move on

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML

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You deserved it 323

Get your act together

By Z…… - 14/11/2012 00:43 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

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You deserved it 36 011

Time to bail

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 08:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML

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You deserved it 125

springbok_fml 2

Monday 29 August 2011 15:50

break up?

wmsdubstep 6

Monday 29 August 2011 15:51

Get something bigger and slap her with it!

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BuffaloSabres134 8

Monday 29 August 2011 17:10

That's when you should bolt your furniture to the ground

winterwitch313 3

Monday 29 August 2011 17:16

Two words.... Good bye.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Monday 29 August 2011 17:18

You aren't being very playful, you have to throw things back. Besides, the one with the most hit points wins.

Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 29 August 2011 17:22

Well as long as she doesn't start throwing the kitchen sink, I think your safe. Until then make sure you have loads of pillows whenever she's around.

CVeNgineer 0

Monday 29 August 2011 17:27

You did what?! *throws couch at him*

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 29 August 2011 17:31

Well, YDI for staying with her.

Carriiee_fml 3

Monday 29 August 2011 17:38

Break Up With The Physco!

Speller211 2

Monday 29 August 2011 17:42

WTF?

margie2194 12

Monday 29 August 2011 17:44

Couple's therapy? Maybe that's just how she shows her love.

jimbobpro87 0

Monday 29 August 2011 17:54

lmfao dude r u for real go get a new misses

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