Miscellaneous: Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz....

By Geraldine - 30/11/2011 01:53 - Canada

Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML

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By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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We're all in hell

By Looking4AnApartment - 16/02/2021 15:30 - United States - Bellmore

Today, it's the third day in a row my roommate has woken me up with blasting music, after keeping me up late listening to him screaming into his Xbox headset. His kids ate the last of my food. I can't even take a shit without one of them barging in. His whole fucking family is a walking condom commercial. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By Pete - 07/08/2018 13:00

Today, it's the third day I've been at home recuperating from ear surgery. My surgery was on the same day my neighbor started renovating. There's been hours of jack-hammering every day I've been home. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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iam_yummylicious 12

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:35

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz? Just shove the saxophone up his ass. He'll be quiet then.

stuth186 7

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:53

Personally if I had a saxophone up my ass I'd be anything but quiet

Comments

unagi_fml 9

Wednesday 30 November 2011 17:52

Maybe he'll realise how bad his playing is when you tell him in the exact words what you've posted here?

safarigirl 2

Wednesday 30 November 2011 18:50

That's a strange analogy...

Raooka 6

Wednesday 30 November 2011 19:24

Now you must acquire a taste for.. freeform jazz. >:|

MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:34

Omg please post an FML when he goes through his mid-life-crisis!

missnuthin 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 21:46

looks like it's time to get him some headphones... if he doesnt want to use them tell him the neighbors complained and you dont wanna get kicked out.

Lee002 8

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:30

come on, op. you must acquire a taste for...FREEFORM-JAZZ

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:01

Suck him off.

mollypop96 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 0:28

What a great analogy!

AshleighNason 24

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:19

sucks

ShadowBitch99 2

Thursday 1 December 2011 2:44

That sucks hard, I despise and purely hate all jazz!!

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