Love: Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell...

By STOP - 08/05/2014 13:55 - Australia - West Hoxton

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 11:36 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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The best day of your life

By Bridey Bride - 18/04/2022 21:00 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, my sister looked prettier in her bridesmaid's dress than I did in my wedding dress. I love her to bits, but she won the genetic lottery out of the two of us, so even on my wedding day I feel inferior. FML

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Just stop, please

By fuck you, mum - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML

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Copycat

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Nuneaton

Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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I don't!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 22:00

Today, I'm being forced to keep an eye on my cousin, who is getting married in the morning. He’s tried to marry his fiancé before and chickened out at the altar. For some reason she forgave him and now the bride's mother has made it my job to watch him like a hawk until after the "I Do-s", or else. FML

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By he's mine - 14/11/2012 07:46 - United Kingdom - Harpenden

Today, I found my sister's wedding book. Inside it was a list of potential grooms; she'd written down all of my ex-boyfriends. And my fiancé. We're getting married in three weeks. FML

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Cold feet

By whyamidoingit - 23/07/2022 18:00

Today, it's three days until I get married, and I can’t help but be nervous. Why? I wish I knew. I’m not scared of commitment, I’m happy to spend my life with him, so why the sudden panic? FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

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kdm_km1 19

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:50

Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!

doubleddun 9

Thursday 8 May 2014 19:52

Draw different numbers on their heads

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cook4money 9

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:27

I'm not seeing the humor in their game. Maybe at first it was funny but at this point it seems very childish.

nathann24 5

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:27

find a scar or birthmark on them

justems 6

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:29

Speak to her twin and explain how your feeling, maybe she could help?

Sassie8810 9

Friday 9 May 2014 1:59

But which one's the twin??

maylie25 18

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:30

Well you must know by who you go to bed with each night?? OR find a birth mark? Or find out who for sure is the one and mark them in an inconspicuous spot with a permanent marker?! =D lol

eyepuppy 31

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:39

that's pretty messed up.

an3ph 20

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:39

I'm looking for a follow-up in a few days on this one.

lelanddutcher 7

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:41

Get one pregnant.

skittyskatbrat 19

Thursday 8 May 2014 20:42

Look for a mole or freckle on her neck, arms, hand, etc. Face ones get covered up by makeup. Check ears; earring holes may be lower or larger on one of them. I have twin students who like to pull this, pretty much every set of them ever! It blows their mind when I can ID them after just a few minutes! And once you have a way of spotting who is who, have some fun deliberately calling them by the wrong name and other devious things. Turnabout is fair play!