By STOP - 08/05/2014 13:55 - Australia - West Hoxton

Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
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kdm_km1 19

Just go with who's in the wedding dress that day!

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thecrazymancan 17

What you need is some kind of invisible tag to tell them apart that they aren't aware of. Like putting some kind of spray on one of them that glows under UV light or something. That would really mess with them. :D

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flashback_fml 14

Threesome

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Malicteal 21

Marry both of them, Bigamy is legal in some places. Then you're covered.

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False_Stupidity 41

Unfortunately, it's not legal where the OP is.

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TADspace 30

Sneak up behind one with a pair of hair trimmers. A nice, reverse mohawk will help you tell the difference.

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Witchylady 17

It could be worse because you could have sex with the wrong one. Or is that their ultimate plan? Two for the price of one. What a bargain.

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Guardian88 21

Double the pleasure, double the fun!!

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bv2332 10

Punch one in the face... The bruise will give them away for weeks

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full_metal_ 8

Pshh sounds like a good problem to me.

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mkuder 2

how about the one who's wearing your engagement ring?

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