Miscellaneous: Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and...

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 18:58 - Canada

Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By wet - 23/04/2011 18:33 - United States

Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML

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Splish splash, I was taking a bath

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 13:59 - Canada

Today, my neighbour decided to get high while leaving his bathtub running, resulting in passing out and starting a flood in the hallways. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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By Powerless - 30/08/2012 06:05 - Australia

Today, I had a planned 12-hour power cut for maintenance work, which I'd forgot all about. In need of a shower before work, I spent 45 minutes boiling pots of water on the stove to take a lukewarm, 6-inch deep bath, before realizing my water heater runs on natural gas and was working fine. FML

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By TheKingDavis - 14/02/2011 07:11 - United States

Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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Good times, bad times

By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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rodgersfan 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:03

Wow, at least you didn't get killed by a masked guy with a chainsaw.

Minecraftering 5

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:03

I don't see why people think Friday the 13th is so bad. It's a Friday, it can't be bad!

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:10

Water sucks! It really, really sucks!

girl112891 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:15

H2O!!!!

Dixie19 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:11

It's not a "hot" water heater...it's just a water heater; if the water was already hot the heater would be irrelevant.

mizsunshine 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 3:13

Honestly, hearing people call it a "hot water heater " is probably one of my biggest pet peeves. It doesn't heat hot water!

lifes_a_b1tch 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 14:30

Amen!!!! That's almost the exact comment I was going to post, lol.

ihaveapenis 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:55

I didn't read your comment before i posted mine. :P And I AM SO ******* HAPPY THAT NOT EVERYONE IS AN IDIOT!!!! It brings back my reason for living.

RabidBunny 10

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:13

You just gave him an indoor pool. I'd be stoked! :D

prettyinpink03 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:14

You're not liable if you're in an apartment I'm pretty sure. I just hope your neighbors had renters insurance. They're the ones in a pickle.

Jiplo 18

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:14

thats just unlucky. have fun paying for damages... yeppie for you (sarcasm)...

Guy247bp2 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:17

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GoW_Chick 14

Saturday 14 January 2012 1:32

dot dot dot

Guy247bp2 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:10

No, dot.. There's a difference!

rubberduckie94 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 0:21

My brother cut his fingers off at a saw mill on a Friday the thirteenth. Ever since then I have been a little extra careful on Friday the thirteenths.

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 14 January 2012 1:40

Really? You're blaming his own carelessness on an innocent day and then you're going to be superstitious about it?

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 14 January 2012 2:29

HOLY, I JUST NOTICED YOU SAID "OFF". No apology from me will ever be enough. I deserve the bad karma coming my way.

rubberduckie94 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 4:03

No worries. I thank you for the apology. It just always sticks in my head. I know it was really just one of those weird things that happen, but I just can't help but be extra careful on Friday the thirteenths.

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:06

Bad things don't happen to good people, believe it and karma will be with you. You seem like a great person, so you're safe :) And I'll believe in your kindness too, and it'll keep away the bad luck :)

bri1215 7

Saturday 14 January 2012 5:58

actually bad things usually happen to good people, the book of job in the bible is a great example of that. but i would prefer not to go crazy catholic right now and put up bible references, so i'll leave it at that! well have a blessed day (: