By nohalloweenforus - 31/10/2016 15:22

Today, it's Halloween and my boss changed his mind at the last minute, telling us we're no longer allowed to carve pumpkins in our lunch hour because, "It would be too distracting". What are we supposed to do with 12 pumpkins now? FML
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False_Stupidity 41

You could throw them at your boss... Disclaimer: All advice offered by the author of this comment is done so in fun, the author takes no responsibility for the consequences of following his advice.

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Welshite 39

Have you never heard of a Pumpkin Fight? It's basically like a water balloon fight, but with more concussions and broken bones. Easy way to get out of work sick.

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Tarlachia 33

Make four Pumpkin Snowmen and plant them in various places around the office with glaring sharpied faces!

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RichardPencil 30

Build a trebuchet and go to the Punkin' Chunkin' Contest.

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hashtaghipster69 16

This sounds like a scene straight out of the office

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mariri9206 32

Michael would have totally allowed it - he's all about distractions, especially at work. Dwight (or Angela, maybe) would have complained and Jim would have used the pumpkins to annoy Dwight.

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Becca34 31

Give them to some kids to throw at the walls

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LoZelda123 20

when life gives you pumpkins, make pumpkin pie

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baby4mommy 27

I believe you are supposed to use the Pumpkins that life gives you to make Pumkinade

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trucker2 33

You can spin-around in the office chairs a pin the eyes on the pumpkin- closest pumpkin which resembles boss is winner

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OhPuhleeze 23

Eat them? Like in soups or as vegetables or as pies.. Seriously why is this FML here??

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AyeJay101 25

When life gives you pumpkins, you get to chunkin' #PumpkinChunkin

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